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11/5/09
10 Hilarious Suggestions About How the Bears Can Better Protect Jay Cutler
The picture above encapsulates the first 7 games of the Bears season pretty well.  Jay Culter is getting hit and hit on a regular basis.  Bears offensive linemen can't keep the opposition out of the backfield and therefore, our franchise quarterback is taking a pounding.  It's getting a little scary, so we need to lighten the mood a bit.   

This is the way it's going to be, so we might as well have a laugh about it.  Bear Goggles surely did as they compiled a list of the "Top 10 Ways to Protect Jay Cutler."  Enjoy this.  It's well done.  My favorite is probably their idea to "Dig a Moat at the Line of Scrimmage."  I'm pretty sure even that wouldn't save Orlando Pace from epic failure, but hey, it couldn't hurt at this point. 

Post your comments below.  Which suggestion from the list is your favorite?  I'm sure Jay Cutler is appreciative that we're thinking of him.  Somebody needs to look out for the guy, right?
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11/5/09
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Put Jay Cutler in the opposing team's uniform thereby confusing the defense.

11/5/09
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Tie opponents shoelaces together

tie shoelaces together

Now all we need is a little guy to sneak across the line of scrimmage to do it.  Garrett Wolfe isn’t doing much.  


11/5/09
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If they were all drunk then they would have a fall start on every play. Very funny! Nice work Bob!

11/5/09
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If the quarterback fumbles,drops or throws interception through technology he has a remote that you can detonate  when the opposing team picks up the ball. :)

11/5/09
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After considerable thought I believe the best way to protect Cutler would be to hire a Navy SEAL team or a Delta Force team in full battle armour and anyone who get's within 3 feet of Cutler then they are allowed to take the shot,best protection I could think of.

11/5/09
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We could hire Pacman Jones' posse to protect Cutler


11/5/09
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All I know is that I might have to steal some of these Ideas for use in Green Bay A-rod needs some help to.

11/5/09
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Put Jay Cutler in the opposing team's uniform thereby confusing the defense.

11/5/09
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BRye21 wrote:

We could hire Pacman Jones' posse to protect Cutler

 Or have Pacman "make it rain" whenever Jay is feelin the pressure.

11/5/09
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The bears offisive line obviously have a problem, they are called holes in which the defense of the other team penetrates the line of scrimmage and takes the poor boy out. well the bears have to fill the holes....my take on this is quit practices, have Lovie start feeding these men double of what thier normal intake is and have them gain double thier body weight therfore filling in the holes. Look back for a moment at the well known "FRIDGE", Can the average defensive player penetrate a refridgerator?

11/5/09
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Instead of the offensive line, line up five actual Bears in front of Jay Cutler. Let's see Jared Allen or Aaron Kampman bull rush a grizzly!

11/5/09
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(Edited by Allstargoldens)
or better yet, twitch your nose or snap your fingers and disappear to another position on the field, preferrably the end zone and score a touchdown, just as the well known sitcom bewitched. This comment was in respect to detonation by use of a remote, which I thought was awesome!  Great idea!

11/5/09
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you could send him back to denver

11/5/09
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My favorite is "Make Cutler wear a red jersey" LOL! Too funny!

11/5/09
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dick butkus can give them a motivational speech

11/5/09
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Try getting a better run game... then the play fakes might keep the D off Cutler for a few extra seconds.

11/6/09
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BluDevil wrote:
Try getting a better run game... then the play fakes might keep the D off Cutler for a few extra seconds.
I am definitely for that idea.  Maybe averaging more than 3 yards a carry might help. 

11/6/09
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who you gonna use, Forte?  Have you looked at his stats, I think we need the Ghost of Walter Payton to fill that spot.  AND, there was no disrespect meant here. I Love me some Sweetness!

 
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