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10/21/09

Akron Zips put up ad for quarterback in school newspaper

You know your college team is having a bad year when they put an ad up for a QB in the student newspaper

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How bad has it gotten for the football program at the University of Akron in Akron, Ohio? How about bad enough to recruit potential quarterbacks by running an ad in the school newspaper?

Yep, the Zips have had two QBs get knocked out for the year - one for violating team rules, the other tore his ACL - and the team just flat out sucks right now.

So an ad has been placed in the student newspaper looking for any able-bodied young men to QB this team to...uh...not greatness, just something above totally awful. Here's the ad.

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10/21/09

guylake

9	(Edited by guylake) Here's the coach's current recruiting tactic: "Hey, fella, saw you tossing the pigskin on the quad. Want to give it a shot on the big field? Trust me, you will get more tail than you ever dreamed of. What? Yes, from U of Akron coeds...Hey, come back here. I'm serious. We need you!"

10/21/09

uwgb44

2	(Edited by uwgb44) Who knows maybe this can be someone chance to make it. And go on to Greatness

10/21/09

guylake

9	(Edited by guylake) Here's the coach's current recruiting tactic: "Hey, fella, saw you tossing the pigskin on the quad. Want to give it a shot on the big field? Trust me, you will get more tail than you ever dreamed of. What? Yes, from U of Akron coeds...Hey, come back here. I'm serious. We need you!"