Akron Zips put up ad for quarterback in school newspaper

How bad has it gotten for the football program at the University of Akron in Akron, Ohio? How about bad enough to recruit potential quarterbacks by running an ad in the school newspaper?

Yep, the Zips have had two QBs get knocked out for the year - one for violating team rules, the other tore his ACL - and the team just flat out sucks right now.

So an ad has been placed in the student newspaper looking for any able-bodied young men to QB this team to...uh...not greatness, just something above totally awful. Here's the ad.