Ari Fleischer has been hired by the BCS to improve public image

Ari Fleischer's previous job was pretty tricky... he was George W. Bush's press secretary, in charge of justifying all of the administration's actions in places like Iraq, Afghanistan and Guantanamo.

So of course, defending the BCS should be a piece of cake, right? Probably not. It actually makes less sense than any political move you could ever think of. Good luck, Ari.