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11/7/09
Buccaneers WR Michael Clayton Sucks. There's a Website That Proves It.
Tampa Bay WR Michael Clayton Sucks So Bad He Doesn't Deserve to Have a Clayton Sucks Dot-Com...But He Does
Michael Clayton has caused Buccaneers fans consternation since his sophomore season. "Who?!" you may ask. Exactly.

He is generally a good blocker. Too bad he's a wide receiver.

Fans were ready for him to leave after another unproductive season last year.
Appalled was too nice of a word for the reaction of fans after watching new GM Mark Dominik give Clayton a new $24 million deal to stay. Clayton's response to the outcry:  "Regardless of what they say, the check is in the bank."

Fortunately, the internet is here to be the voice of reason (wow, I can't believe I wrote that), and the folks at 80sucks.com are quite entertaining as well: they compare Clayton to his Michael Clayton counterpart George Clooney (edge to Clooney), track his drops to catches ratio (almost even), and has some great (meaning awful) video.
                                                                                                  
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11/7/09
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It is over due form #80 to walk the plank.

11/7/09
0
Wow first a movie and now a website I always knew Michael Clayton would be huge..... "To bad he's a WR" thats funny 

11/7/09
0
Sounds like a porn site to me.

11/7/09
1
Its also too bad, that Clooney has his way with the ladies more than #80. Ha ha!

11/7/09
0
Does he still rock the solo band-aid under the left eye?

If not, maybe that's the problem!

11/8/09
2
he is a disgrace to me and jerry rice and brian dawkins' birthday(oct 13th). whoda thunk three bad mutha fu(whatc yo mouf)kas like me, rice and b-dawk would share the same birhtday as that summer's eve. the bucs should make him a tight end so they can have the top 2 highest paid tight end's in the league.

11/8/09
0
i know i could block, not get open, have alligator arms,and drop as many passes as he does for 10 mil guaranteed dollas

11/9/09
1
PewterPower wrote:
he is a disgrace to me and jerry rice and brian dawkins' birthday(oct 13th). whoda thunk three bad mutha fu(whatc yo mouf)kas like me, rice and b-dawk would share the same birhtday as that summer's eve. the bucs should make him a tight end so they can have the top 2 highest paid tight end's in the league.
My birthdays October 13 too. Dissapointed to find out Michael Clayton is a disgrace to the date.

11/9/09
0
My humble apologies to #80...at least for one play...a GREAT reception late in the game to set up the winning TD!

11/9/09
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MarkTheShark wrote:
My humble apologies to #80...at least for one play...a GREAT reception late in the game to set up the winning TD!
When I watched that play live I was almost sure he dropped it. I guess I was just so use to it. But that was a nice play hopefully he can at least catch a few more of those. He should with how much he's getiing paid.

 
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