Derek Dooley hired by Tennessee to be head football coach
What do we know about Dooley? Uh, I have no clue. But that's a pretty sweet bump up in terms of national prominence for him.
On the flip side, there's no way this search could have gone worse for Tennessee. They got rejected by the head coach of Duke! And Duke sucks. Welcome to the bottom of the SEC, Tennessee. You'll be there for a long time.