Elin Nordegren will divorce Tiger Woods
Word has broken that Elin has made up her mind and is going to divorce Tiger. She's already moved everything out of their Florida home, and Tiger still seems to be philandering like, um, Tiger. In fact, Rachel Uchitel, the first woman who was labeled as having an affair with Tiger, was only miles away from where Tiger was hiding out in Palm Beach this past weekend. So she was either getting it on with Tiger or setting him up with 15 hookers. I'm betting on the latter.
Anyway, the question now is how much money Elin will snag? And more importantly, will she go out with me?