Emma Rotherham had affair with Tiger Woods

I know Tiger Woods has, uh, gotten busy with a lot of women, but this one just seems to be going too far even for Tiger's pretty low standards.

It's been revealed that Woods had an affair - recently, mind you - with a 42-year-old mother of two. Wait, 42? Damn Tiger, was the convalescent home closed or something?

It was also revealed that Woods gave this woman $500,000 to keep her mouth shut. But who cares, the damage has already been done, Tiger. You have no taste whatsoever.