Greg Oden apologizes for nude penis pictures

"I would like to apologize to everybody: Portland, the fans, the organization. It was very embarrassing."

Rule #1 if you're famous: Don't give people naked pictures of yourself, unless you don't care about them getting leaked. Because it will happen. Even if you're a bust, and you've only played about 6 games in your career, due to having bones that are made out of popsticle sticks or something.