Hey....the only way this can be resolved is to have these 2 in a 'cage match'.
With whips.
And chains.
Maybe a little whipped cream & cherries too.
A bottle or 2 of Korbel champagne would help as well.
Streaming video for all of the 'judges'.
I'll be referee...............
"In this corner, our challenger, trained by Brent Musburger, friend to all one-available-hand Florida State Student, Jenn 'OK....they are not real' Sterger.....Sterger"
"And in the other corner, our reigning champion, our former cheerleader, or dancer, or whatever she was at Gator U, the sideline reporter that every man wishes was holding their 'mic', Erin 'Kirk Herbstreit can f*&^ off' Andrews.....Andrews"
"Now, I don't want a clean fight. Please, punch or whatever you want you want to do below the belt......and as Referee I will jump in as & where needed. Now kiss, go to your corner, come out, kiss again, and feel free to kiss the ref as well !!"
I'll put this on pay-per-view.....and then retire !!!!
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