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8/14/09
Jessica Simpson dating Colt Brennan
Well, there goes the Redskins' season. Colt Brennan is apparently dating Jessica Simpson.
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I wasn't exactly picking the Redskins to go very far this next season, but now, I know they won't be doing anything. Why? Because Colt Brennan is supposedly dating Jessica Simpson. And even though Colt has no real chance of starting, just having Simpson associated with this team on any level is enough for me to completely bury them.

Meanwhile, expect the Cowboys to play in the Super Bowl.
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8/14/09
16
she is slowly becoming a whole new Madden curse by herself.

8/14/09
7
Quite the drop off for Jessica. Guess it goes to show that if you base your fame off of fitting into short shorts then put on 20lbs. your life suffers.

8/14/09
6
(Edited by raiders1steve)
HI,
Will someone PLEASE take Jessica to Krispy Kreme donuts,pizza and mexican and chicken buffets,and keep her AWAY from the Oakland coliseum...we don;t need her whiny,pouty,bimbo, air head, skanky, hoochie mama(_(_) f'ing things up for us by being there...My Raiders team has PLENTY of ways to F@CK things up on Their own-let me count the ways,.were SCREWED....lmao:O) Jessica-"is this chicken or fish?" lol...actual quote from her folks p.s-jessica never went to a buffet she didn;t like!:O) lol:O) and please don;t let her sing karoyke.....no wonder why Romo F@CK's things up-you would also...lol

8/14/09
7

I know Miss Simpson's stardom has been fading, but Colt Brennan??


8/14/09
6

Oh-oh here she comes!
Watch out boys, she'll chew you up!
Oh-oh, here she comes!
She's a man-eater! (Sorry I had to say that he he!)


8/14/09
12
I think she's a secret ploy by the Giants to doom the other NFC East teams. Watch her go after Michael Vick and ruin the Eagles next.

8/14/09
9
Poor Jess. I want to feel sorry for her, but it's just too damn fun to trash talk her! She's such a bubble-head, bless her heart.

8/14/09
2
is it just me or does jessica have that deer in the headlights look?she is sayin"i can't belive they ate the whole thing-pass me the pepto bismol....lol....hands jessica a super duper nate newton sized(weed smokin' burger)...and yes jessica wants to super size(the burger and fries folks-don;t get raunchy on me-lol), drink a Super jumbo diet coke-and btw jessica we have PLENTY o apple pies....hardly anyone eats dem anywaysss....back up da truck!!!:O)

8/14/09
16
she is slowly becoming a whole new Madden curse by herself.

8/14/09
2
its sad to see her making the rounds of the nfl qb's.  it kinda like she is a groupie being passed around.   -:

8/14/09
2
jessica, is saying i can't believe this we are totally F@cked!!!and i Thought Tony was the One that REALLY CHOKED-worse than Linda Lovelace..so many blown opportunities....she's thinking i better stay out of cabo with Colt...or he will be served as lunchmeat in ASIA!!lol...

8/14/09
4
drn0iswatr wrote:
she is slowly becoming a whole new Madden curse by herself.
Jessica Favre? Eww...

8/14/09
6
I am just curious what score Jessica Simpson would get on the Wonderlic Test...

8/14/09
6
All I have to say is if she is dating sumone else maybe Tony will be able to do sumthing this year! Probley not but I still have a little hope :)

8/14/09
3
what the hell!? is she working her way around the league? watch out aaron rodgers, take cover!

8/14/09
2
srvntofjesus wrote:
its sad to see her making the rounds of the nfl qb's.  it kinda like she is a groupie being passed around.   -:
 Guess she had to get someone younger than Romo so they could relate at her mental level.  And since they don't allow 8-year olds in the NFL....

8/14/09
7
He could do a lot worse....

8/14/09
6
kantwistaye wrote:

I know Miss Simpson's stardom has been fading, but Colt Brennan??

She wants to go to Hawaii for homecoming

8/14/09
4
Since she's now into backup quarterbacks, I think Mr. Irrelevant has a good shot next year.

8/14/09
6
Yes she is!   Poor little rich girl....hate'em rich and dumb!

8/14/09
6
(Edited by mnstar1959)
She has to finish with NFC East before she can go to the North

8/14/09
3
She's PITIFUL.... and apparently Colt wants to be PITIFUL as well.  Im sorry but this is one girl that I cant even notice her hot bod when they show her. She's such a LOSER and an IDIOT thats ALL I see. Jess, there is life away from in front of a camera.... find it please!

8/14/09
2
raiders1steve wrote:
HI,
Will someone PLEASE take Jessica to Krispy Kreme donuts,pizza and mexican and chicken buffets,and keep her AWAY from the Oakland coliseum...we don;t need her whiny,pouty,bimbo, air head, skanky, hoochie mama(_(_) f'ing things up for us by being there...My Raiders team has PLENTY of ways to F@CK things up on Their own-let me count the ways,.were SCREWED....lmao:O) Jessica-"is this chicken or fish?" lol...actual quote from her folks p.s-jessica never went to a buffet she didn;t like!:O) lol:O) and please don;t let her sing karoyke.....no wonder why Romo F@CK's things up-you would also...lol
what do the raiders have to do with the redskins??? and the poll is about the redskins losing not the raiders!

8/14/09
1
i mean this article....not poll....

8/14/09
1
drn0iswatr wrote:
she is slowly becoming a whole new Madden curse by herself.
What do you mean,
John Madden is the only guy Jessica hasn't slept with but if he brings Krispy Kreme donuts he has more than a 50/50 chance to do a little "Scoring" of his own!!....course he'd want Brett Faaaarrrvvvee to get into some paydirt as well!!:O)

8/14/09
2
even though the redskins are one of my favorite teams and i would love for them to go far....they won't...colt brennan carried  a lot of weight when he played for hawaii and he does the same for the redskins.....i HIGHLY doubt being with jessica is going to hamper his skills....

that was how it was with romo....don't put him in a box like that (colt brennan)....he is totally
different from romo...... THE MAJOR PLUS IS HE IS NOT A COWBOY!!!!   lol......


i hate the cowboys. they S*&^!!!!

8/14/09
1
SCARY!!!!

8/14/09
2
kantwistaye wrote:

I know Miss Simpson's stardom has been fading, but Colt Brennan??

....WHATEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER.

8/14/09
1
Guess that guarantees a Steeler victory down in DC next weekend.

8/14/09
1
 hey, 
it;s PRESEASON who F'ing cares-lmao!!It must be pretty SLOW in Pissburgh-course then again you have the Pirates-who are outta contention BEFORE ground hog day!!!-lamo....:O) Does anyone really go to the steel city for vacation.?NOOOOOOOOOO...lol:O)

8/14/09
5
C'mon guys.......you know what this all about........it's her way of payback for all the mean things Dallas fans said about her.  JS: 'You wanna blame it all on me?....ok then,I'll just go date a Redskins player....that'll show you!'

8/14/09
1
49ermama wrote:
what do the raiders have to do with the redskins??? and the poll is about the redskins losing not the raiders!
 It figures this coming from a franchise that thinks Alex Smith is the savior...lol.....don;t worry most 49ers that get dumped eventually make it to the darkside-across the bay...in the twilight of their careers...:O)

8/14/09
2
(Edited by raiders1steve)
 Jessica(says)
i want to Snap that ball to that 3rd string qb.....i want his hands cupping under me.....taking that snap......i better not get too EXCITED  that i  end up FARTING in his face...!! It';s ok he knows i;m so HOt that he won;t notice my FLUFF~~~~~~lol:O)

8/14/09
1
Even as a Redskins fan, I didn't need Jessica Simpson to tell me that the Redskins are going to suck this year.  Given their horrible performance last night vs. Ravens, i'm sure anything else beyond that was just gravy.

8/14/09
0
49ermama wrote:
....WHATEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER.
 just kidding

8/14/09
5
THE_Smoot wrote:
Jessica Favre? Eww...

Isn't that one of the signs of end of the world?


8/15/09
0
Well, I guess after Colt up next is Ingle Martin.  Then its onto the common folk

 http://www.faniq.com/article/Worst-Madden-2010-player-ratings-1766932

8/15/09
2
Well, thats your first mistake true skin fans (like myself) dont FEED that  media machine that you meatheads read,talk,  and look for instead of whats going to be like to watch NFL FOOTBALL coming soon. Now get your head out of your asses and watch 2 teams  battle back and fourth, end to end, and watch the game for the love of it.

8/15/09
0
Butters019 wrote:
Well, thats your first mistake true skin fans (like myself) dont FEED that  media machine that you meatheads read,talk,  and look for instead of whats going to be like to watch NFL FOOTBALL coming soon. Now get your head out of your asses and watch 2 teams  battle back and fourth, end to end, and watch the game for the love of it.
YOU TELL EM BABAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

8/15/09
1
CAN SOMEONE PLEEEEEASE COME PICK ME UP OFF THE FLOOR???????

8/15/09
0
MrOrangeman wrote:
Even as a Redskins fan, I didn't need Jessica Simpson to tell me that the Redskins are going to suck this year.  Given their horrible performance last night vs. Ravens, i'm sure anything else beyond that was just gravy.
WEELL THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A "MIRACLE" ?

8/15/09
2
zzj000 wrote:
She's PITIFUL.... and apparently Colt wants to be PITIFUL as well.  Im sorry but this is one girl that I cant even notice her hot bod when they show her. She's such a LOSER and an IDIOT thats ALL I see. Jess, there is life away from in front of a camera.... find it please!
WELL I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH YOUR OPINION.....SHE IS NOT AS AWFUL AS PEOPLE MAKE HER OUT TO BE.....

8/15/09
0
raiders1steve wrote:
 hey, 
it;s PRESEASON who F'ing cares-lmao!!It must be pretty SLOW in Pissburgh-course then again you have the Pirates-who are outta contention BEFORE ground hog day!!!-lamo....:O) Does anyone really go to the steel city for vacation.?NOOOOOOOOOO...lol:O)
TRUE DAT .........THAT'S FUNNY WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT GOING THERE FOR A VACATION....ROLMAO

8/15/09
2
kantwistaye wrote:

I know Miss Simpson's stardom has been fading, but Colt Brennan??

I CAN THINK OF A MILLION WOMEN WHO WOULDN'T MIND LAYING UP WITH MR.BRENNAN.....

8/15/09
1
49ermama wrote:
WELL I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH YOUR OPINION.....SHE IS NOT AS AWFUL AS PEOPLE MAKE HER OUT TO BE.....
She is a PERFECT example of someone that has NO business being a celebrity.......... She CANT sing, she CANT act, and although some people think she is attractive... I cant get far enough past the STUPID to see it.
She is someone that was pushed in front of a camera at an early age by people trying to live out their own celebrity fantasy and now she has no idea how to get away from the camera (in fact, she thinks she belongs there....... AGAIN, the STUPID coming out)........ Personally, I couldnt stand to be around her for more than a minute or so. She HAS TO BE incredible in bed... but I'll take someone elses word for that!

8/15/09
1
zzj000 wrote:
She is a PERFECT example of someone that has NO business being a celebrity.......... She CANT sing, she CANT act, and although some people think she is attractive... I cant get far enough past the STUPID to see it.
She is someone that was pushed in front of a camera at an early age by people trying to live out their own celebrity fantasy and now she has no idea how to get away from the camera (in fact, she thinks she belongs there....... AGAIN, the STUPID coming out)........ Personally, I couldnt stand to be around her for more than a minute or so. She HAS TO BE incredible in bed... but I'll take someone elses word for that!
....well everyone has their haters and for different reasons....some (reasons) are fact and truth but yours is just a mere opinion....

8/15/09
1

ITS OKAY AND THANKS FOR THE PICK UP.......

WHEN ARE YOU PLAYING AGAIN?
(AT THE COMEDY STORE....)


8/16/09
0
49ermama wrote:

ITS OKAY AND THANKS FOR THE PICK UP.......

WHEN ARE YOU PLAYING AGAIN?
(AT THE COMEDY STORE....)

What's up with the CAPS LOCK all of a sudden????  What are you like, five?



Check out my college basketball poll:
http://www.faniq.com/poll/MARCH-MADNESS-OFFICE-POOLS-612192,7
Feel free to post a comment, as well.

8/16/09
1
If jessica goes after vick he might go back to jail

8/20/09
0
49ermama wrote:

ITS OKAY AND THANKS FOR THE PICK UP.......

WHEN ARE YOU PLAYING AGAIN?
(AT THE COMEDY STORE....)

didnt notice?

8/20/09
2
raiders1steve wrote:
 hey, 
it;s PRESEASON who F'ing cares-lmao!!It must be pretty SLOW in Pissburgh-course then again you have the Pirates-who are outta contention BEFORE ground hog day!!!-lamo....:O) Does anyone really go to the steel city for vacation.?NOOOOOOOOOO...lol:O)
I mentioned that only because the Steelers PLAY the Redskins this coming Saturday.  You don't want people talking about your Raiders, so wouldn't it make sense to practice what you preach and not talk crap about other cities?  That's called hypocrisy.

8/20/09
1
MrOrangeman wrote:
What's up with the CAPS LOCK all of a sudden????  What are you like, five?



Check out my college basketball poll:
http://www.faniq.com/poll/MARCH-MADNESS-OFFICE-POOLS-612192,7
Feel free to post a comment, as well.
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