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11/21/08
Joey Porter makes an airtight case for Michael Vick: "All it was was dogs."
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11/21/08
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Can you think of anyone you'd rather NOT want on your side during legal troubles? If I were in trouble, I'd pray that Joey Porter wouldn't try to defend me. Even when he says something smart, he sounds like an idiot.

11/21/08
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Joey Porter is an idiot and if he wasn't leading in sacks his word would mean nothing.

11/21/08
2
Can I just say that I love Joey Porter? He's a blogger's dream. I hope he plays forever.

11/21/08
1
Joey Porter is a modern day Mark Twain.  .  . a bizarro Mark Twain.

11/21/08
0
Joey Porter is a moron plain and simple.

11/21/08
0
I wonder what the guy who shot Joey in the a$$ is thinking

11/21/08
1
Isn't this the same Joey Porter whose Rottweilers escaped and killed a horse a few years ago?  Now he's got pitbulls?  How much would your property value drop by having him as a neighbor?  50%? 75%?  I wouldn't live next to that guy for all the whisky in Ireland...

11/21/08
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(Edited by 100%InjuryRate)
dwyermaker wrote:
Isn't this the same Joey Porter whose Rottweilers escaped and killed a horse a few years ago?  Now he's got pitbulls?  How much would your property value drop by having him as a neighbor?  50%? 75%?  I wouldn't live next to that guy for all the whisky in Ireland...
it was a miniature horse, so no real worries. No one likes miniature horses.

11/21/08
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100%InjuryRate wrote:
it was a miniature horse, so no real worries. No one likes miniature horses.
Good point.  Miniature horses are just so smug... though they probably don't deserve to get ripped to shreds by Joey Porters bloodthirsty rottweilers...

11/23/08
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I am officially nominating Joey for the dumb ass of the year ESPY

 
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