FanIQ News: Jose Canseco to fight Bill "El Wingador" Simmons in Celebrity Boxing 10 -

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Jose Canseco apparently still needs money, because he's coming back to the ring to get his ass beat once again. Although, he might finally win this fight.

Canseco is scheduled to battle five-time Wing Bowl Champion Bill "El Wingador" Simmons in Celebrity Boxing 10. I had no idea that being Wing Bowl champion counted as being a celebrity. You learn something new every day.

Anyway, this is just yet another chance for us to make fun of Canseco, which as always, is great fun.

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6/15/09

1	isn't the wing bowl one of the 2,347 ncaa bowl games in the fall?

6/15/09

1	drn0iswatr wrote: isn't the wing bowl one of the 2,347 ncaa bowl games in the fall? I believe Hobo St. and Loserville U. played in it this year.

6/15/09

0	Damn, this is getting awfully close to one of my long-time dreams coming true. Getting in the ring and having the opportunity to punch Jose Canseco in the face myself. And note to "El Wingador": Go for the top of the head, that's Jose's main weak spot.

6/15/09

0	100%InjuryRate wrote: I believe Hobo St. and Loserville U. played in it this year. that sounds right. I fell asleep after the Turd Bowl.

6/15/09

0	drn0iswatr wrote: that sounds right. I fell asleep after the Turd Bowl. Wait a minute, the Browns and Bengals are still in the NFL right? I think I slept through that game too.

6/15/09

Raider_Dave wrote:

Damn, this is getting awfully close to one of my long-time dreams coming true. Getting in the ring and having the opportunity to punch Jose Canseco in the face myself. And note to "El Wingador": Go for the top of the head, that's Jose's main weak spot.

You know you're right. We're all getting closer and closer to "celebrity" status which brings us one step closer to punching Canseco.

6/15/09

100%InjuryRate wrote:

You know you're right. We're all getting closer and closer to "celebrity" status which brings us one step closer to punching Canseco.

I think it's a lot easier to wait until his star has fallen enough that he is on our level of "celebrity" status than it is to wait for our star to rise. I'll take it either way though, because punching Canseco in the face is a dream that few will come to realize. But also just saying that he will come crashing down here soon enough if it hasn't already happened at this point.

6/15/09

Raider_Dave wrote:

What is your celebrity level? Kickass commenter on FanIQ and professional beer drinker? I'm probably missing something, like professional bear wrestler.

6/15/09

BearcatFan

0	Maybe he could fight Tim Sylvia

6/15/09

0	100%InjuryRate wrote: What is your celebrity level? Kickass commenter on FanIQ and professional beer drinker? I'm probably missing something, like professional bear wrestler. I will go with all of the above, and thanks for noticing :) And if I am gauging the values correctly, that may be enough to launch me ahead of Canseco's celebrity status as well.

6/15/09

0	BearcatFan wrote: Maybe he could fight Tim Sylvia Now that would be a fight that could be of adequate competition for either guy. And I bet it would last a combined time of both men's last 4 total fights too. So if it goes for over 1 minute, mission accomplished.

6/15/09

jasonsmall1977

0	BearcatFan wrote: Maybe he could fight Tim Sylvia If he does ill bet a paycheck on him.

6/15/09

0	Raider_Dave wrote: I will go with all of the above, and thanks for noticing :) And if I am gauging the values correctly, that may be enough to launch me ahead of Canseco's celebrity status as well. holmes - you are way ahead of Canseco. And you don't even need to jab a needle in my a** to say that.

6/15/09

0	100%InjuryRate wrote: What is your celebrity level? Kickass commenter on FanIQ and professional beer drinker? I'm probably missing something, like professional bear wrestler. someday I hope to have you call me a professional beer drinker. Until then I must continue to practice.

6/15/09