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Everyone has their favorite SEC rival jokes. And other conferences as well, the SEC came to mind because that is all I hear this time of year around town. With the season just days away, this is a great way to get the season started (on a lighter side). Let's hear your favorites. Our good pal Charlotte already took a stab at my Crimson Tide in another thread with this classic:

What does an Alabama fan and a maggot have in common? They both live off a dead Bear for years.

I'll give her a point for that.

Let's hear everyone's favorites. Keep it clean and have fun. Who doesn't like a good joke? And who doesn't like a good joke about their most hated rival? I'm gonna let someone else kick this thread off so I don't hog it to myself. Have fun and let 'em rip!

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#4 \| 468 days ago tpowell25 (+)	+5 Two incoming freshman Tennessee football players were taking their entrance exams one day. The first question on the test was a fill in the blank: Old McDonald had a _______. One of the young Vols whispered to the other "Hey man, what is the answer to number one?" A little shocked that his friend didn't know the answer he whispered back "Farm, you idiot. Farm". The confused Vol pondered for a minute, then asked his friend "Hey, how do you spell that?". The other Vol in frustration leaned over and said "E-I-E-I-O!"
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#1 \| 469 days ago PapaPowell (+)	+2 Did you hear about the scholastic achievement report on Auburn's offensive line? They all made straight A's -- their B's are a little crooked but their A's looked pretty good!
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#2 \| 468 days ago RockyTop (+)	+1 Okay, so Ole Miss isn't really a true UT rival, but this one is just too funny to pass up! What's the difference between the Ole Miss football team and a box of Rice Krispies? Rice Krispies go in a bowl.
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#3 \| 468 days ago RockyTop (+)	+4 Since I hate Bama so bad, here is another one... How many Alabama fans does it take to change a light bulb? About 93,000. One to change the bulb and 92,999 to stand around and talk about how great the old one used to be.
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#4 \| 468 days ago tpowell25 (+)	+5 Two incoming freshman Tennessee football players were taking their entrance exams one day. The first question on the test was a fill in the blank: Old McDonald had a _______. One of the young Vols whispered to the other "Hey man, what is the answer to number one?" A little shocked that his friend didn't know the answer he whispered back "Farm, you idiot. Farm". The confused Vol pondered for a minute, then asked his friend "Hey, how do you spell that?". The other Vol in frustration leaned over and said "E-I-E-I-O!"
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#5 \| 468 days ago RockyTop (+)	tpowell25 wrote: Two incoming freshman Tennessee football players were taking their entrance exams one day. The first question on the test was a fill in the blank: Old McDonald had a _______. One of the young Vols whispered to the other "Hey man, what is the answer to number one?" A little shocked that his friend didn't know the answer he whispered back "Farm, you idiot. Farm". The confused Vol pondered for a minute, then asked his friend "Hey, how do you spell that?". The other Vol in frustration leaned over and said "E-I-E-I-O!" +1 Even though that was a shot at my boys *and* you're a Bama fan, that was a good one!
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#6 \| 468 days ago Bravesfan23 (+)	RockyTop wrote: Since I hate Bama so bad, here is another one... How many Alabama fans does it take to change a light bulb? About 93,000. One to change the bulb and 92,999 to stand around and talk about how great the old one used to be. Thats a good one! lol I also have to say that the one you posted about Alabama football and a maggot is REALLY good too!
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#7 \| 468 days ago tpowell25 (+)	+1 Why does Steve Spurrier wear a visor? To hide the scar from the circumcision.
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#8 \| 466 days ago isucubs (+)	A guy walks into a bar and says, "Hey barkeep, did you ever hear the one about the Florida Gators?" Four huge men stand up and approach the man. One of them says, "We play football at UF, you wanna tell that joke to us?" The guy replies, "What? And have to explain it four times?"
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#9 \| 466 days ago isucubs (+)	(Edited 08/24/07 2:09AM by isucubs) +1 Two boys are playing football in City Park in NE Gainesville when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reproter from the Gainesvill Sun, who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Gator Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Gator fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in North Central Florida I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again. "Little Seminole Fan Rescuses Friend From Horrific Attack," he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Seminole fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in the area was either for the Gators or the Seminoles. What team do you root for?" the reproter asked. "I'm a LSU fan!" the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Redneck Nut Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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#10 \| 466 days ago isucubs (+)	Why does a Georgia Bulldog place his diploma on the dashboard?...... So he can park in a handicapped zone!
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#11 \| 466 days ago isucubs (+)	Did you here that the OJ Simpson trial was moving to Athens?? ...... Yep! They wanted to move it to a place where they knew nothing about football.
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#12 \| 466 days ago isucubs (+)	+1 One day, two University of Georgia students were out turkey hunting for Thanksgiving. One of the students starts having a stroke and he thinks he is dieing, and he passes out. The other kid calls the police and says: "Hello, I think my partner here is dead - he isn't moving or anything." The operator replies: "Ok, its ok, go up to him and make sure he is dead." You hear a silence then all of a sudden you hear...BOOM! BOOM! The student comes back on the phone and says: "Yah, I took care of that, what now?"
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#13 \| 466 days ago isucubs (+)	Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, "Mommy, mommy! I want to be a gator when I grow up!" Mom answers, "Now Johnny, you know you can't do both."
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