Lou Holtz is rumored to be a potential candidate for the Memphis football coaching job

11/12/09 in NCAAF   |   Pat   |   5135 respect

If Memphis hires him, it will probably be an enormous mistake. The man is about 150 years old, and appears to be slightly smarter than a box of rocks. However, I support this rumor 100%. If Lou Holtz gets a coaching job, that means we won't have to see him hosting college football shows and calling games on ESPN. Since he has the speaking ability of a 4 year old, that seems like a win for the viewers, does it not? Someone sign him up, quickly.
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