Man Sues KC Royals For Taking A Hot Dog To The Face

2/24/10 in MLB   |   jswol54   |   20819 respect

A Kansas City man has filed a lawsuit against the Kansas City Royals claiming he took a wiener to the eye last September at Kauffman Stadium.  John Coomer claims that Sluggerrr, the Royals mascot, chucked a hot dog that hit him in the eye causing a detached retina and the development of cataracts in his left eye.

I'm not sure why the story is just now surfacing, but if this guy is making this up, he surely could have come up with a better story than taking a hod dog to the dome.  The jokes at his expense will never end, I'm sure. 
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