"We student dudes are hereby, like, really down on the head football dude, cause he's like a total didiot and has been, like, an epic fail. And we wish our team was, like, better in NCAA Football, cause then, like, we could score hookups with babes, like when we aren't busy pondering our, like future, after we can't be in student government anymore and stuff, and we have to, like graduate, and make our own, like skrilla. Peace out, bro!"
Mike Locksley is probably terrified now that the university's student government is on the case. I am pretty sure that the biggest accomplishment in the history of student governments at American universities has been to change the menus at on-campus cafeterias...
"We student dudes are hereby, like, really down on the head football dude, cause he's like a total didiot and has been, like, an epic fail. And we wish our team was, like, better in NCAA Football, cause then, like, we could score hookups with babes, like when we aren't busy pondering our, like future, after we can't be in student government anymore and stuff, and we have to, like graduate, and make our own, like skrilla. Peace out, bro!"
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