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6/29/09
Nicknames for all players drafted in the 2009 NBA Draft
Possibly the best thing you'll read all day. Here are nicknames for all 60 players drafted in this year's NBA Draft, including Tyler "Crunk Juice" Hansbrough.
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Someone actually did it. They gave nicknames to all 60 of the NBA Draft picks from the 2009 Draft. Some of the best include:

1. Blake “Gingerballs” Griffin
13. Tyler “Crunk Juice” Hansbrough
55. “Peppermint” Patty Mills
57. Emir “The Smear” Preldzic

And plenty more.
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6/29/09
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As if it wasn't bad enough that Blake Griffin has to play for the Clippers, they give him the nickname "GINGERBALLS". There is so much wrong with that I don't even know where I should start.

6/29/09
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(Edited by Chief_aka_James)
My favorites:

12. Gerald “Male Pattern Baldness” Henderson
15. Austin “Ol’ Shatterbones” Daye
18. Ty “Clam Chowder” Lawson

6/29/09
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 10. Brandon “Ken” Jennings


Ha! that's great stuff. They got the Griffin bros pretty good, Gingerballs and Taylor "Robin Lopez" Griffin

6/29/09
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(Edited by BluDevil)
12. Gerald "Male Pattern Baldness" Henderson.... lol, hey I resemble that remark!

Crunk juice? Seriously? Should have been "stank-o-tron".

6/29/09
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Just noticed, "Teddy" Pendergraph... classic!

6/29/09
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(Edited by Thinkaboutit)
Jeff "Fa" Teague???  He's my boy but this one is off the chain!!!! "Jeff 'Fa' Teague!" I can assure you that fatigue will not be a concern of his, come game time. He's unstoppable!

6/29/09
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What did pick #49 do to earn his nick?

6/29/09
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I dig "Sister" Christian Eyenga.  Any Night Ranger reference is a good one. 

6/29/09
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I'm DYING here!!!
"Gingerballs"? OMFG!

6/29/09
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As if it wasn't bad enough that Blake Griffin has to play for the Clippers, they give him the nickname "GINGERBALLS". There is so much wrong with that I don't even know where I should start.

6/30/09
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54. Robert "Bobby" Vaden?

Really?

I prefer what we called him when he was at UAB: "Darth" Vaden, complete with the Imperial March!

6/30/09
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I LOVE U WILLIAMS 

7/1/09
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tha best one has to be Austin “Ol’ Shatterbones” Daye or Taylor “Robin Lopez” Griffin or AJ Price aka “General Cornballer III”

 
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