Over the past four years, Florida football players have accumulated 251 traffic offenses.

12/23/09 in NCAAF   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

I don't even know where to begin with this one, or how this was discovered, but Florida football players between 2006 and 2009 have notched an incredible 251 traffic violations - ranging from DUIs to speeding tickets to driving with suspended licenses.

The clubhouse leader is Jermaine Cunningham, who has almost as many career tickets (14) as sacks (18).

I don't really think this is Urban Meyer's fault, since the majority of these tickets he likely would never know about. I mean, if you get caught speeding, it's not like the police are going to tell your coach about it. But when a dude has 14 tickets? I'd think SOMEONE would alert people to it. I'm also still trying to figure out how you'd even have a car after you get 14 tickets.

Anyway, I have no idea what the hell is going on down there in Gainseville, but someone someone better put the brakes on this.

And yes, that's a terrible joke.
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