Over the past four years, Florida football players have accumulated 251 traffic offenses.
The clubhouse leader is Jermaine Cunningham, who has almost as many career tickets (14) as sacks (18).
I don't really think this is Urban Meyer's fault, since the majority of these tickets he likely would never know about. I mean, if you get caught speeding, it's not like the police are going to tell your coach about it. But when a dude has 14 tickets? I'd think SOMEONE would alert people to it. I'm also still trying to figure out how you'd even have a car after you get 14 tickets.
Anyway, I have no idea what the hell is going on down there in Gainseville, but someone someone better put the brakes on this.
And yes, that's a terrible joke.