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10/27/09
Philadelphia woman offers sex to an undercover cop for World Series tickets
If you're offering sex for World Series tickets, Craigslist might not be the best idea.
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Susan Finkelstein, apparently an avid Phillies fan, posted an ad on Craigslist asking for World Series tickets. She wasn't really all that discreet about what she was willing to offer, either:
"DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia)
Diehard Phillies fan—gorgeous tall buxom blonde— in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable--- I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!
"

Of course, the Philly cops, enterprising folks that they are, got in touch with her, and as soon as she offered sex for tickets, arrested her and charged her with prostitution, among other things.

Maybe next time, she should think about appearing a little less desperate. Just saying.
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10/27/09
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(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
wonder how this works out.....a handy for nosebleed seats? ...mouth stuff for mezz? or is it just a free-for-all for any ticket at all? phillie's phinest...

10/27/09
2
(Edited by ary201)
In the bedroom, she's downright phreaky!

10/27/09
1
If you're offering sex for World Series tickets, Craigslist might not be the best idea.

Or if you look like that...yeesh.

10/27/09
5
Jubanator14 wrote:
If you're offering sex for World Series tickets, Craigslist might not be the best idea.

Or if you look like that...yeesh.
Steve Phillips would rate her a 10.

10/27/09
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jswol54 wrote:
Steve Phillips would rate her a 10.
Probably a 15

10/27/09
5
(Edited by billywa)
 Wonder what she'd do for autographed balls...

10/27/09
1
jswol54 wrote:
Steve Phillips would rate her a 10.
that's how the cops found her - they were following him. 

10/27/09
0
(Edited by rayray3466)
....well she just might autograph them for ya if you got tickets!

10/27/09
0
billywa wrote:
 Wonder what she'd do for autographed balls...
you fricken kill me with your comments.wait...do i have nine lives?? keep em coming

10/27/09
2
I don't beleive that she will be charged as there is no law against it on the internet. I bet she was pissed off because the undercover cop was a cross between george costanza and mr. bean :)

10/27/09
0
billywa wrote:
 Wonder what she'd do for autographed balls...
OCT09LIDSFPP

10/27/09
1
Damn, I better take my add off quicky then..

10/27/09
1
(Edited by billywa)
that's bull- - - -.. it's bartering, especially in this economy, who has $600+ for standing room... i rather sit and lay later..  for entertainment purposes only.

10/27/09
0
We need more phans like this!!!!

10/27/09
8
(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
wonder how this works out.....a handy for nosebleed seats? ...mouth stuff for mezz? or is it just a free-for-all for any ticket at all? phillie's phinest...

10/27/09
0
billywa wrote:
 Wonder what she'd do for autographed balls...
That doesn't hurt you?

10/27/09
1
icedee wrote:
That doesn't hurt you?
Depends on the point of my Sharpie!

10/27/09
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icedee wrote:
That doesn't hurt you?
doo doont chhhhh!

10/27/09
1
 Oh, and two more thoughts on this one...

Is it just me, or do you get the feeling that every ad this lady places begins with the words "Desperate Blonde"?

And does this make her The Phillie Phu......oh never mind.....

10/27/09
5
Exactly, she's "Divisional Series" talent at best. LMAO!!!

10/27/09
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ms_hippie_queen wrote:
wonder how this works out.....a handy for nosebleed seats? ...mouth stuff for mezz? or is it just a free-for-all for any ticket at all? phillie's phinest...
6 hour GFE for legends seats

10/27/09
0
icedee wrote:
That doesn't hurt you?
NO IT'S NOT SAFE

10/27/09
1
Should have used ashleymadision.com instead of craigs list.... much safer that way lol.

10/27/09
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The_Real_Stoney wrote:
6 hour GFE for legends seats
I have to confess to not knowing what "GFE" means... do I want to? 

10/28/09
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I knew my ex girlfriend would be famous one day.

10/28/09
1
jasonwrites wrote:
I have to confess to not knowing what "GFE" means... do I want to? 
That would be a "Girlfriend Experience".. A service offered by some ladies of the evening

10/28/09
0
I wonder if she practices safe cyber sex?? I myself wrap my monitor in saran wrap:)

10/28/09
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The_Real_Stoney wrote:
That would be a "Girlfriend Experience".. A service offered by some ladies of the evening
Ahhhhhhhh you are wise grasshopper Stoney.

10/28/09
0
422traveler wrote:
We need more phans like this!!!!
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10/28/09
0
jasonwrites wrote:
Ahhhhhhhh you are wise grasshopper Stoney.
Thank you sir

10/30/09
0
Another Philly fanatic and desperate too, whether she's a housewife or not.  This is proof that some women will do ANYTHING to get what they want!  Such a deal.   ;o)

11/4/09
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ms_hippie_queen wrote:
wonder how this works out.....a handy for nosebleed seats? ...mouth stuff for mezz? or is it just a free-for-all for any ticket at all? phillie's phinest...
You should do some research, see what you can get.

 
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