Reasons to hate the other countries in Group C with USA

Sports Pickle has come up with some insults for each of the teams that the Unites States will play in the first round of the World Cup next June. Some reasons are a bit of a stretch, but here are some of my favorites:

Hey, Algeria ... in your country homosexuality is illegal and punishable by imprisonment. Are you sure you're country's not named Alabamageria? ZING!
Hey, Slovenia ... your flag has three horizontal stripes. Where did you come up with that idea?
Hey, England ... you're England!