Rugby star Nate Myles has been suspended 6 weeks for, um, how do I put this politely...dropping a deuce in the middle of the hallway of an expensive hotel. Yes, that'll do.

"I am just very embarrassed and very sorry," Myles said.

He blamed the accident on a stomach bug, however, since he was at a fundraiser that evening, I'm going to guess that he was piss-ass drunk. Why? Just read this:

He said despite being stark naked, he attempted to gain entry to a neighboring hotel room where a family was leaving.

"I just asked them if I could use their toilet," Myles said.

The family refused and shut the hotel room door, leaving Myles in the corridor.

Yeah, drunk off his ass, indeed.