Tiger Woods cheating on wife?

11/25/09 in Golf   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Today is ridiculously slow, since tomorrow is Thanksgiving, and I'm half drunk anyway, so whatever.

Tiger Woods is cheating on his wife! At least according to National Enquirer, which is well known for getting every story right all the time.

Anyway, he's supposedly been hanging out with Rachel Uchitel, a 34-year-old New York socialite.

I can't possibly think Woods would be stupid enough to shack up with someone that the New York media knows like the back of their hand, but then what do I know? Besides, this is probably BS anyway.
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