So how's Tiger Woods doing with that "taking time off to fix my marriage" deal?
Um, not well. Tiger apparently spent New Year's renting out an entire floor of the Trump Tower in NYC and has allegedly been seen going in and out of the hotel with a leggy blonde. He also supposedly ordered up 20 bottles of vodka and 15 cases of Red Bull to his room, right after two more women went up to his floor.
Meanwhile, Elin is skiing in the Swiss Alps.
Yes, I'm extremely confident this marriage will be saved. And by "saved" I mean "we're 100% headed for a divorce here."