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11/5/09
Tim Lincecum charged with misdemeanor marijuana possesion
In news we all saw coming, Tim Lincecum gets busted for smoking pot.
My boy Tim Lincecum, who admittedly looks like a pothead, was caught - surprise - puffing on the green goodness in Washington on Oct. 30th. The news just broke today.

At 8:23 a.m. Oct. 30th, Washington State Patrol trooper and spokesman Steve Schatzel said, a motorcycle trooper working with a laser device timed a 2006 Mercedes-Benz doing 74 mph northbound in Hazel Dell, where the speed limit is 60 mph.

The trooper pulled the Mercedes over. When the driver, Lincecum, rolled down his window, the trooper smelled marijuana. He asked Lincecum to hand it over, and Lincecum reached into his dashboard console and produced a small pouch and a pipe, Schatzel said.

The amount was 3.3 grams, which is nothing (trust me, I know).

Anyway, Lincecum was cited and had to pay a speeding ticket, but I'm hardly shocked by this, since I think we all knew Lincecum was a pothead.

And hey, as long as he keeps having Cy Young worthy years each year, he can smoke whatever the hell he wants as far as I'm concerned.
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11/5/09
8
so that wasn't resin in the dugout....it was a brownie...

11/5/09
8
so that wasn't resin in the dugout....it was a brownie...

11/5/09
1

I never smoked pot. Apparently, that's why I didn't play in college.


11/5/09
1
He could be doing worse things.

/Dwight Gooden'd

11/5/09
0
hes only going 74 in a benz? must have been the mellowing stuff.

11/5/09
0
Thank Goodness they didnt smell medical marajuana on Lincecum's breath.......OH WAIT!.......

11/5/09
2

If they would legalize it already I could smoke too


11/5/09
1
it doesn't matter to me if Tim smokes a little pot in his spare time, what does bother me is that he is doing it while driving....is it all that different than drinking and driving? i gotta wonder why the trooper didn't give him a dui to go along with his speeding ticket......Tim needs to have his attention on the road so he can avoid all the folks talking on their phones......

11/5/09
1
MAUI WOWIE!

11/5/09
0
Wow, I knew he would get caught in the act one day.

11/5/09
3
Legalize it, tax the sh*t outta it, and we can stop worrying about a measly 3.3 grams.  Like you said, we all knew he smoked it anyway, so it's not a surprise.  But, I'm with TJ, no smoking and driving.

11/5/09
0
Oh, the off season trials and tribulations.

11/5/09
2
he probably said to the officer "why cant we all just get a bong......along"

11/5/09
0
I knew as soon as I saw the long hair he was a DRUGGIE. Is that why he pitched so well. maybe i will get my 10 year old son some for next season. LOL

11/5/09
0
I heard he is going to the same rehab Darryl Strawberry went. he should be fine.  

11/5/09
0
I'm glad to know I have writers I can identify with.

11/5/09
0
Duuuuuude!!!!!!!!  I didn't know Michael Phelps hung out with baseball players too! 

11/5/09
1
(Edited by WBKsports)
 This will happen in California real soon...I can't wait...I mean, it will be great for the state I live in!


11/5/09
1
I really don't have a problem with the pot (i'm not gonna be a hypocrite), I would have a problem with driving under the influence, but at 8 am., my guess is that he wasn't anyway.

11/5/09
0

nice a cy young award water bong.


11/5/09
1
Ricky Williams approves.

Seriously, this is about as surprising as finding out Canseco took steroids.

11/6/09
1

This is no big deal at all, but I did laugh when I read 8:23am. 


11/6/09
0
It's certainly not a performance enhancer, unless that's BALCO weed he's smoking.

11/6/09
0
JCPHILSFAN09 wrote:
I knew as soon as I saw the long hair he was a DRUGGIE. Is that why he pitched so well. maybe i will get my 10 year old son some for next season. LOL
 So any guy with long hair is a "DRUGGIE"? Thats pretty weak bro.

11/6/09
4
Ricky Williams approves.

11/6/09
1
WhoDat12 wrote:
Ricky Williams approves.
I stole your thunder above, but your picture makes yours better.

11/6/09
2
WhoDat12 wrote:
Ricky Williams approves.
So does Mark Stepnoski, Nate Newton, Michael Irvin, Eric Williams.........................pretty much most of the 90's Dallas Cowboys.

11/6/09
3
SweetCleanJaybo wrote:
So does Mark Stepnoski, Nate Newton, Michael Irvin, Eric Williams.........................pretty much most of the 90's Dallas Cowboys.
You damn right Nate Newton approves!

11/6/09
0
(Edited by jacobmrley)
8:23 am?  I guess Timmy likes the wake and bake.

11/6/09
0
2006 Mercedes-Benz? The Freak drives around in a old car? You know he probably had dropped seeds all on the floor!

11/6/09
0
smoking pot before you pitch has its advantages... it relaxes you on the mound and you see 2 home plates.You gotta be able to hit at least one lol

11/6/09
1
he huffed and he puffed and he struuuuuuck his ass out, man

11/6/09
1
Heyhey1970 wrote:

This is no big deal at all, but I did laugh when I read 8:23am. 

Wake and bake bro! Wake and bake!!!!

11/7/09
0
Y r we still so concerned about POT? It doesn't do shi$!! U get a buzz, but u can still b a normal human being w/o the danger that cigs and alcohol provide. Law Enforcement wants to keep it illegal, so they can keep their damn jobs. Surprised Tim was driving so fast, ussually a pot head would b 10 MPH under the speed limit!!

11/10/09
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Tifgigantes wrote:
Y r we still so concerned about POT? It doesn't do shi$!! U get a buzz, but u can still b a normal human being w/o the danger that cigs and alcohol provide. Law Enforcement wants to keep it illegal, so they can keep their damn jobs. Surprised Tim was driving so fast, ussually a pot head would b 10 MPH under the speed limit!!
P.S. I have long hair and I haven't done drugs in 20 yrs!!

11/10/09
0
Only reason Pot's illegal is cause the Feds can't figure out how to tax something that grows like a weed.  Genesis Chapter 1 Verse 27. Lookitup!!! If y'all ain't smoking yourselves... I don't know what you are doing with yourselves. Probably destroying your liver with alchyhol & Popping lots of Doctor approved pain killers. You gots that Roxy, Oxy, Moxie! Jah dosen't like that bloodclot, Irie!

 
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