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6/11/09

Tony Parker security guard stole Michael Jordan jersey from Parker's home

Tony Parker's home security guard wisely steals Parker's autographed MJ jersey from his house, promptly puts it up on Craigslist, instantly gets arrested.

NBA, San Antonio Spurs, Tony Parker, Tagged as: Dumbass

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Tony Parker's home security guard is kind of a royal dumbass. Christopher James Carolan, 22, stole Tony Parker's autographed Michael Jordan jersey, then instantly put it up on Craigslist.

Ready for the fun part? Carolan put the jersey up for $500 or best offer. Turns out the jersey was worth $20,000.

Parker did get the jersey back.

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6/11/09

WhoDat12

4	I'd like to nominate this man for Dumbass of the Century. Pacman Jones will have to take a backseat.

6/11/09

SportzStar

1	Craigslist =/= eBay

6/11/09

WhoDat12

4	I'd like to nominate this man for Dumbass of the Century. Pacman Jones will have to take a backseat.

6/11/09

100%InjuryRate

0	SportzStar wrote: Craigslist =/= eBay Thanks, fixed. I guess I thought he'd be wise enough to at least put it on eBay. Man, did this guy fail big time.

6/11/09

Raider_Dave

2	(Edited by Raider_Dave) Come on buddy, everyone knows you sell stolen stuff on Craigslist, not Ebay. Hookers, stolen items, possibly organs, go to Craigslist. Only halfway legitimate things belong on Ebay pal.

6/11/09

Keeter

1	(Edited by Raider_Dave) Mrs Parker is gonna give him a tounge lashing.................

6/11/09

THE_Smoot

0	Keeter wrote: Mrs Parker is gonna give him a tounge lashing................. Can I steal a jersey?

6/11/09

drn0iswatr

0	good job ace. He will never know its you....at least pick freaking ebay - that way you can use paypal and you don't have to meet the buyer. Moron.

6/12/09

BlazerJoe

0	This guy gets the Inaugural BlazerJoe Natinals Fail Award for the day. I would've given it to the Natinals themselves, but they're honorary winners.

6/12/09

Chris

0	Wow, a MJ jersey over his 3 fully loaded diamond championship rings? What a smart guy. Probably could have gone for at least $100,000 or more with all 3 of those babies.

6/12/09

lsmiley108

0	That is a totally genius move on the brain surgeons behalf. Can you just hear what he will tell folks once he gets to prison.. Hey I am here because I am a total dumb ass.....

6/12/09

chicachericola

2	lsmiley108 wrote: That is a totally genius move on the brain surgeons behalf. Can you just hear what he will tell folks once he gets to prison.. Hey I am here because I am a total dumb ass..... Oh yeah, once his fellow inmates learn he tried to sell a $20,000 signed Michael Jordan jersey for $500, he will be the bitch of even the guy who previously held the bitch title.

6/12/09

jswol54

1	Damn, I was going to buy that jersey!

6/12/09

BluDevil

1	What kind of sense does TP have to hire a 22 yo to be his security guard? That's asking for trouble, I'd think. I mean, couldn't he afford to hire someone with a bit more experience that would have some kind of reliable record to count on?