The US Men's Curling team has been pretty horrible during these Olympics, even though they won bronze in Turin. Team captain John Shuster has been a tremendous choke artist - to the point where he was benched for a game - and if you type in "USA Curling" on Twitter, all you'll see is a litany of swears.
So what happened? Why is our curling team so bad? This might answer the question. Almost everyone on the team is from Duluth, Minnesota - and guess what? - your US curling team representatives in Vancouver didn't even win the Duluth Curling Club's Tuesday Night league. They came in second.
So there you go. Our curling team in Vancouver couldn't even win a Tuesday Night League, meaning some fat guys in Minnesota somewhere are who should actually be representing us.

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