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6/13/07
Michael Vick dog fight video? Video proof that Vick is a lover and not a fighter.


You knew this was coming. Another gem from BradyFan83 via With Leather.

Arguably his finest work to date with this brilliant prose:

My dog broke loose and wanted to play,
I said no chasing balls because that don't pay.
We need to sharpen those teeth without delay,
'cause if you lose like me you'll be a Chinese entree.

And when in the ring he fought just like Stalone
and then I threw him a bone, yeah,
I underthrew him a bone.
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(Edited 06/13/07 1:37PM by Seth)

That was hilarious.

I wasn't sure which was the best, "I underthrew him a bone", "worst loss since Miami airport", but I had to go with the shot of him getting off the helicopter with the Valtrex emblem on the side. It was a nice, subtle touch.

 
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this is great.  I wish I had this much time to come up with stuff like this. 
 
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Is it bad I was watching the video and felt too bad for the dogs to laugh at the song?
 
 
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