FanIQ News: Want to smuggle Booze into sporting events? Now you can!!! -

6	What ever happened to the good old fashion way? Stash the stuff in your pants or your bra for cryin out loud....The staff can't physically touch you in any way shape or form...Not only that, easy "Enhancements" lol!

6/22/07

tpowell25

4	I was wondering the same thing. lol. I didn't know if it was cracker sex or cracker's ex

6/22/07

3	what's with the men on this board, lol...all they can seem to read is the SEX.. I play socom and my screen name was Crackerswife he was DetroitCracker... I'm finally rid of the idiot so now the name I go by is Crackers EX wife

6/22/07

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No harm no foul...Now I can watch my sports in peace, lol. He thought the Sweet 16 were divisions that played in March Madness, thought A "Field Goal" was what happened when someone shot a puck in the net in hockey, won't even go there about what he thought the blue line and icing were...Had no Idea what the Red zone was in Football or what a flea flicker was...Need I go on? Next Man I date is going to have to like sports, fishing, eating, going out etc as I'm one of the rare ones, Love to do it all!

6/22/07

kausnefect

2	Hammer Pants !!!!!!!!!!

6/23/07

5	Crackersex wrote: what's with the men on this board, lol...all they can seem to read is the SEX.. I play socom and my screen name was Crackerswife he was DetroitCracker... I'm finally rid of the idiot so now the name I go by is Crackers EX wife the only word i could decipher from this post was SEX the rest was jniibvnisunbuinbiusnibsoujngibbvzbhfdvbidbuscdgubsdvb to me

6/23/07

3	PewterPower wrote: the only word i could decipher from this post was SEX the rest was jniibvnisunbuinbiusnibsoujngibbvzbhfdvbidbuscdgubsdvb to me Follow the instructions on your tounge ring

6/23/07

MarkTheShark

2	PewterPower wrote: the only word i could decipher from this post was SEX the rest was jniibvnisunbuinbiusnibsoujngibbvzbhfdvbidbuscdgubsdvb to me Dude you were the master at sneakin booze in Didn't you get a full 375ml of Absolut in to the Bills game in 99 or was that 2000?

6/23/07

dainz303

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I usually put a pint in two plastic ziplock bags (so it doesn't leak) and place it in the front of my pants. Kinda being held up between my Jeans or shorts and my boxers. Even if the security people suspect anything, they won't go there. And then you buy 1 or 2 large sodas for 10 bucks and you get pretty loaded. Sometimes I will save some in case the game goes long which is sweet when you still have a full adult beverage for extra innings.

What happens when you wear those sandals once and they get dirty, or worse, if you step in dog poo??

6/23/07

dainz303

2	....And I thought Cracker sex was when you put something in your mouth and tried to whistle. I'm trying that one tonight. (I will not be the one trying to whistle!!)

6/23/07

3	Crackersex wrote: Follow the instructions on your tounge ring i'm not that flexible. if i was i'd be in movies.

6/23/07

2	i think it was 2000 . hell yeah, i put the bottle down my drawers with the jimmy and walked right in to the stadium. then i got my 5 dollar sprite, chuging the vodka, chasing it with sprite right at my seat .

6/23/07

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Dodge#9 wrote:

Priceless!!!!

Description.......

Check this outthe Reef Men's Dram Sandal features a flask in the heel so you can smuggle your moonshine into any sporting event, concert, or even a boring lecture. Reef incorporated a polyurethane-encapsulated canteen in the heel that opens with the included church key/fin key. How dope is that? But the Drams don't stop there. These flip-flops' synthetic nubuck uppers and compression-molded EVA uppers are mad comfortable and they won't get thrashed by the water, which makes the Dram Sandals great for boating or chilling on the beach.

All in all, your post was awesome, I guess I opened up a whole other debate with my name. didn't mean to in the least bit but hey...Isn't that how new Posts usually get started?!? Have a Great Weekend

~Crackersexwife~

6/23/07

Beatuofa

3	Huh, when I first saw this title I thought it said do you want to smuggle BEAZE into sporting events! Whoops!

6/24/07

Dodge#9

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Crackersex wrote:

All in all, your post was awesome, I guess I opened up a whole other debate with my name. didn't mean to in the least bit but hey...Isn't that how new Posts usually get started?!? Have a Great Weekend

~Crackersexwife~

No problem, I got a news star outta it.

BTW, Glad to see your a SOCOM player, I was a recovering addict in '04. I had to quit cold turkey I was racking up 10+ hours per day.

6/24/07

2	Dodge#9 wrote: No problem, I got a news star outta it. BTW, Glad to see your a SOCOM player, I was a recovering addict in '04. I had to quit cold turkey I was racking up 10+ hours per day. Right on! yeah, good ole socom, it does that to people! Not on as much as I'd like to be, but hey...still a 4 star in combined assualt!

6/24/07

1	Beatuofa wrote: Huh, when I first saw this title I thought it said do you want to smuggle BEAZE into sporting events! Whoops! he is small enough to fit in a coat pocket

6/24/07

Dodge#9

2	Crackersex wrote: Right on! yeah, good ole socom, it does that to people! Not on as much as I'd like to be, but hey...still a 4 star in combined assualt! I stopped after playing during SOCOM2, havent played any new onew. But 4-star WOW

6/24/07

2	Dodge#9 wrote: I stopped after playing during SOCOM2, havent played any new onew. But 4-star WOW If ya ever wanna play, I have all 4 so hit me up. I'll go one on one withcha any day! Men don't scare me =) Had my wings (legit) on socom 2 also until all the code 9/glitchin crap came about. Lord have mercy, this is a sports site and here I go again, off the topic! I can just see my inbox now, lol

6/24/07

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Crackersex wrote:

what's with the men on this board, lol...all they can seem to read is the SEX..

I play socom and my screen name was Crackerswife he was DetroitCracker...

I'm finally rid of the idiot so now the name I go by is Crackers EX wife

what's with the men on this board, lol...all they can seem to read is the SEX..

Is there any thing else more important? We think about it every 5 minutes!

6/27/07

OUgal

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Dodge#9 wrote:

Priceless!!!!

Description.......

Check this outthe Reef Men's Dram Sandal features a flask in the heel so you can smuggle your moonshine into any sporting event, concert, or even a boring lecture. Reef incorporated a polyurethane-encapsulated canteen in the heel that opens with the included church key/fin key. How dope is that? But the Drams don't stop there. These flip-flops' synthetic nubuck uppers and compression-molded EVA uppers are mad comfortable and they won't get thrashed by the water, which makes the Dram Sandals great for boating or chilling on the beach.

Pretty kewl. Made me lol anyway

12/11/07

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PewterPower wrote:

the only word i could decipher from this post was SEX the rest was jniibvnisunbuinbiusnibsoujngibbvzbhfdvbidbuscdgubsdvb to me

I about LMAO re-reading this. This poll was my second I'd ever taken on the Q...The poll that had all of you convienced my name was CrackerSEX. You saw the name and became my first friend! ( but YOUR photo was your tounge sticking out with a tounge ring that said bite me)

Still getting emails from guys thinking i'm crackersex or sexwife. I guess all they see is the SEX in it too, lol!

hrskrdave still to this day calls me sexwife...

Glad we're seeing more of you these days!

12/11/07

Dodge#9

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Crackersex wrote:

I about LMAO re-reading this. This poll was my second I'd ever taken on the Q...The poll that had all of you convienced my name was CrackerSEX. You saw the name and became my first friend! ( but YOUR photo was your tounge sticking out with a tounge ring that said bite me)

Still getting emails from guys thinking i'm crackersex or sexwife. I guess all they see is the SEX in it too, lol!

hrskrdave still to this day calls me sexwife...

Glad we're seeing more of you these days!

LOL you'll always be SexWife to us.

12/11/07

1	Dodge#9 wrote: LOL you'll always be SexWife to us. Only to those who were in my era though. No Newbie is allowed to call me that!

12/13/07

2	Crackersex wrote: Only to those who were in my era though. No Newbie is allowed to call me that! How many people know you as NUTSZY , pecker inspector?

12/13/07

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Sporz_Freek wrote:

How many people know you as NUTSZY , pecker inspector?

Oh Schizt, You've got me laughing so hard right now I can't stop, I can't breathe and I've got tears in my eyes AND my stomache hurts!!! To keep it secret, I'm not sure how many people know on this site, I didn't tell...did you?

As the Pecker Inspector name, OMG'ness I'm ROFLMAO!!!!! Now, you just know, I'm still the only "Official Pecker Inspector" . You gave me the Badge to go with that TRUE TITLE!! That's MY DrEAM Job and remember, still, one day you're see the sign and anyone who wants to eat free, stop in and have one on Crackers!!!

Now that this poll has been regenerated, I'm sure i'm going to have a lot of questions to answer hu??? I think I won 3 or 4 awards that day alone, Good Times!!

Thanks, I needed that laugh!

((Hugs))

12/14/07

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Crackersex wrote:

Oh Schizt, You've got me laughing so hard right now I can't stop, I can't breathe and I've got tears in my eyes AND my stomache hurts!!! To keep it secret, I'm not sure how many people know on this site, I didn't tell...did you?

As the Pecker Inspector name, OMG'ness I'm ROFLMAO!!!!! Now, you just know, I'm still the only "Official Pecker Inspector" . You gave me the Badge to go with that TRUE TITLE!! That's MY DrEAM Job and remember, still, one day you're see the sign and anyone who wants to eat free, stop in and have one on Crackers!!!

Now that this poll has been regenerated, I'm sure i'm going to have a lot of questions to answer hu??? I think I won 3 or 4 awards that day alone, Good Times!!

Thanks, I needed that laugh!

((Hugs))

I have a brilliant idea for smuggling booze into sporting events. Buy one of those pee bags that old farts use on trips who have incontinence. Cut the weenie cup off and attach a longer tube. Fill the pee bag with booze,attach it to your leg, run the tube up through the inside of your clothes and out by your neck. I think that some of them hold a quart. Just make sure the drain doesn't leak. Suck away and enjoy!

12/14/07

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Sporz_Freek wrote:

I have a brilliant idea for smuggling booze into sporting events. Buy one of those pee bags that old farts use on trips who have incontinence. Cut the weenie cup off and attach a longer tube. Fill the pee bag with booze,attach it to your leg, run the tube up through the inside of your clothes and out by your neck. I think that some of them hold a quart. Just make sure the drain doesn't leak. Suck away and enjoy!

You can't be serious???? lol!!

12/14/07

3	Crackersex wrote: You can't be serious???? lol!! Of course I am! Just make sure it's a new one and you wear pants. Oh, you guys might want to strap another unmodified one to the other leg just in case. You gals are SOL when it comes to using the second one.

12/15/07

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That's funny you said that. I used to be the queen of sneaking stuff into venues....

True story: My sister is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bigger than I am on top. I was taking her to a concert and wanting to sneak "Stuff in". I grabbed one of her bras, and shoved 4 pairs of socks in each cup and slid the stuff in between them..walked right in, no problem. We're sitting on the hill watching the show and this guy kept staring at me..So, me being me looks down at my "Enhanced goodies" and mouth to him, "Wanna see em"?? of course he said yes...The look on his face was priceless when I grabbed my shirt and 8 pairs of socks came rolling out....I thought the man was going to schizt himself right then and there! lol We still laugh about that one!

Or, the time I took a "Clean" colostomy bag and filled it up with Jack. We were at a lions game, walked through and the guard asked me what the buldge in my pants was...I tried to explain it as discrete as I could, embarrassed the hell out of him and he let me in. Our whole row had plenty of Jack and coke the whole game...Good times

6/1/09

fewtoomany

1	I'm going to look kind of silly drinking out of my shoe.

6/5/09