The Country Of Australia Would Like You To Know That All Of Your Favorite Sports Are For Pansies.

3/26/09 in Aussie Rules Football   |   Pat   |   5229 respect

I have no idea how to play Aussie Rules football. I know it's somewhere between rugby and soccer, but I'm not all that well-versed in thos...

The Carlton Blues Could Probably Take Some Tips From The Yankees On Team Chemistry

2/8/09 in Aussie Rules Football   |   Pat   |   5229 respect

Aussie Rules football has always been a little rougher than your average game of soccer. Down in Australia, they do it a bit differently...

Looks Like Australian Men Pick Up Women Differently Than American Men

9/3/08 in Aussie Rules Football   |   Jubanator14   |   367 respect

In Australia, they take their Football, very seriously. Almost as seriously as we do here in America. The first Monday after the regular...

The Australian Football League Teaches You How To Respect Women, Or Be a Sexual Deviant

2/21/08 in Aussie Rules Football   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

You know, it's tough out there for a pro athlete, what with women throwing themselves all over you in an attempt to get you in the sack. You a...