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**** NEWSFLASH OF THE MOMENT BY ME ****

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by dsullivan_morgan

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THE GOVERMENT TODAY SHOULD ANNOUNCE THAT IT IS CHANGING ITS NATION SYMBOL TO A __ CONDOM___ YEP I SAID IT AND THATS BECAUSE IT IS MORE ACCURATELY REFLECTS THE GOVERMENT"S POLITICAL STANCE, ARE YOU WITH ME HERE B/C A ---- CONDOM----- ALLOWS FOR INFLATION, HALTS PREDICTIONS OF A BUNCH OF PRICKS, AND GIVES YOU A SENSE OF SECERITEY WHILE YOU"RE ACTUALLY BEING SCREWED !!!! DAMN IT JUST CAN"T BE MORE ACCURATE THAN THAT !!! I THINK YOU MIGHT THINK THIS IS WELL SPOKEN FOR THE MOST OF YOU OUT THERE AND IF NOT THEN PUT YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT UP IF YOU THINK IT CAN BE MORE ACCURATE !!! hahahaha to cute right *** :) AND OF COURSE I THINK THAT IS A REALLY BRIGHT SYMBOL AS IT STANDS !!! OMG AND LETS JUST POST THIS ONE ON ALL SPORTS OK !!!