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10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

6/16/08 in Locker Room   |   Scott Senay   |   respect

  1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
  1. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
  1. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
  1. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
  1. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
  1. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
  1. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
  1. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
  1. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
  1. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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1/23/09   |   jeremytrayes

i do not like this person

8/6/08   |   Scott Senay

deeva05 wrote:
very interesting but i agree 150% its jus wrong so very very wrong everytime i get into a debate or arguement about this i have to keep reminding ppl of what God did 2 Sodom n Gommorah.

You kinda missed the point of the list there.  That and missed a couple of English classes. And math. 

7/31/08   |   deeva05

very interesting but i agree 150% its jus wrong so very very wrong everytime i get into a debate or arguement about this i have to keep reminding ppl of what God did 2 Sodom n Gommorah.

7/31/08   |   Jess   |   34809 respect

Why am I just now seeing this?
Awesome job Scott - while it Ticks me off how very true it is, you made some GREAT points. A 100,000

7/13/08   |   nutherCowboysTD

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/05/28/stephen-colbert-nails-tony-perkins-in-gay-marriage-debate/

7/13/08   |   nutherCowboysTD

Though stereotypical, It is unfair that Gays can do the brides hair, design the wedding dresses for a wedding but can't ever really get their own(hair) done for a similar event or wear a wedding dress. Unfortunately, they are relegated to catching the bouquets and just being Wanna-Be's.

 

I wonder, if in gay couples like similar to hetro couples; It seems that the feminine(queen) part of the pairings tend to make a bigger deal about all the pomp and ceremony of having a wedding, whereas the other partner usually could care less about all the B.S. and just looking forward to getting it over and going on the honeymoon.??? Just wondering?

 

7/13/08   |   nutherCowboysTD

RichmondSpider wrote:
#6 - excellent!  This is an outstanding list Scott - I sure hope it makes people stop and think - especially the bible-thumping "love thy neighbor" people running around!  Bravo!

"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." ~Lynn Lavner

7/13/08   |   nutherCowboysTD

This is so Gay!

 

 

"Gay people should be allowed to get married. Just because somebody's gay doesn't mean he shouldn't suffer like the rest of us." ~Jeff Shaw

6/26/08   |   RichmondSpider

#6 - excellent!  This is an outstanding list Scott - I sure hope it makes people stop and think - especially the bible-thumping "love thy neighbor" people running around!  Bravo!

6/24/08   |   SOS

I really liked # 7