NFL, Peyton Manning, Monday Night Football, Norv Turner, tony romo, NFL, Broncos, Papa Johns
(Fade in to Norv Turner in a locker room…)
Norv: We were winning! We were WINNING! What happened?
(Enter Tony Romo): Coffee is for closers!
(Jerry Jones appears, snatches Romo’s coffee mug out of his hand and then vanishes)
Romo: What?
(Enter unnamed replacement referee) Replacement Referee: (Stretches arms) Can’t blame this one on us, Coach Turner, it’s all you!
(Norv Turner glances down at his smartphone as it’s buzzing) Norv: I have a thousand messages…all from fantasy owners who started Denver D/ST tonight…and they are thanking me profusely. Frak, what a night.
Romo: Could be worse, let’s go watch “Broke”.
Norv: Sounds good!
(Exit Turner and Romo. Fade out. Irony intervenes first with a Peyton Manning Papa John’s commercial, laughs wickedly then fades out for real.)
