One good piece of news from this NFL offseason is that Adam "Don't Call Me Pacman" Jones hasn't gotten himself into any trouble at all. I don't know if he's actually turned the corner or not, I'm not patrolling Dallas area strip clubs, but he seems to be making a concerted effort to fly straight.
Luckily for him, and us, his changed attitude has resulted in him doing a rather hilarious commercial with Deion Sanders about getting a second chance.....on car loans. What, you thought it was going to be a motivational message for kids? Please.
I'm not sure what I love most about this commercial, that he's "Adam Jones, formerly Pacman", that someone even dreamed up this ad, or that Deion Sanders is in it. It's like a perfect storm of hilarity. And guess what? There's even a blooper reel. Sometimes we just get lucky, friends.
In all fairness to the artist formerly known as Pacman, those lines were pretty tough. He had to talk for almost 25 seconds without mentioning "making it rain" once. That's not easy.