Alaska Fairbanks Grizzlies Mascot Video of Destruction
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Alaskan Semi-Pro Football Mascot Bent On Destruction of Earth, Universe

10/14/09 in Arena Football   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

This video goes beyond ridiculous, to the point where it's ridiculously awesome. It's the pump up video for the Fairbanks Grizzlies of Alaska, which are part of the Intense Football League. Well, it was the Intense Football League until last year. Now it's the Indoor Football League and the Grizzlies are in the Intense Conference in the league. Seriously, that's not a joke. It's INTENSE!!!!!!!!

Anyway, the video has the bear team mascot going Godzilla on downtown Fairbanks, then nuking the living piss out of the Sun, and I guess the earth, and probably the whole universe. And that's followed by two minutes of heavy metal music and nuclear explosions.

Easily the weirdest video I've seen in a year. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be pumped for semi-pro football or escaping to a bomb shelter.

[HT: Deadspin]
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10/24/09   |   seal_warrior1   |   2231 respect

Wow, I'm in Fairbanks and I hadn't seen THAT one yet!  Rest assured, the Carson Center (where they play, shown in the video), yet stands, and so does my house.. Thank God!  LOL  The Rogue Grizzley did, however, destroy Anchorage and their team. *giggle*.  Sorry Mike, (realist1961) but the Grizzzleys intend to make short work of your boys this year!  Goooooooooooooo Grizzleys!

10/15/09   |   BluDevil   |   618 respect

Grizzly smash!

10/15/09   |   realist1961   |   1 respect

i was born and raised in anchorage, so i've actually been to fairbanks.  nice town.  i don't understand the video.  there is nothing in it that makes sense for someone living there.  it was prbly put together by some "lower 48" advertising agency who has no clue that burning cities in alaska only bring back memories of the '64 earthquake.  they'd be better served if they had the grizzly mauling a dog.. now that's something i can relate to.

10/14/09   |   alsportsfreak   |   2 respect

Was that Godzilla on Grizzlie mode,  WOW. That's what I like to see on my videos, mass distruction and rock and roll!!!!

10/14/09   |   kantwistaye   |   4219 respect

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My city is getting a new Indoor Football League franchise next year.  I can't wait to see them play Fairbanks now.

Also according to Wikipedia, Wasilla will also be getting a new franchise in 2010 making it the 3rd Alaskan IFL team.  Seriously.

10/14/09   |   mk_donley   |   2554 respect

Wait a minute! Fairbanks Alaska's got a football team???

10/14/09   |   guylake   |   321 respect

Cut 1? I want Cut 2. There weren't nearly enough explosions for this now Fairbanks Grizzlies fan. While we're at it can we have a Director's Cut? I am sure Uwe Boll will come through.