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7/1/08
Alex Rodriguez And Madonna Rumored To Be Having An Affair
I Don't Even Want To Think About This
Yesterday, there were reports that OK! Magazine was going to have a story coming out today that A-Rod and Madonna were possibly having an affair. But while OK! is known for their extensive and totally not exaggerated reporting (I'm being sarcastic here), I thought it would be stupid to post on. All they had was that A-Rod and Madonna shared the same gym and manager. That doesn't mean anything. Plus, I just don't care.

But because this is America, where celebrity publications will actually dig through your trash to find dirt on you, someone of course had to follow up on this "story."

US Weekly, yet another bastion of journalism, has the following details that trump OK! Magazine's info. And because people read this stuff, I simply can't fight it any more.
A source tells Us that the $28-million-a-year Rodriguez, 32, has made numerous solo nighttime visits to Madonna, 49, at her spacious home and would sneak out "as late as midnight." Says the source, "All the doormen are talking."
Rodriguez attended Madonna's April 30 NYC concert; the singer sat in his seats at a Yankees game on June 22 (it was the first time she ever was photographed at a Yankees game).
If you care, With Leather, which is as equally uninterested in this story as I am, has the pictures of Madonna at Yankees Stadium.

Now, as much as hate celebrity magazines, you know the old saying "where there's smoke, there's fire." And right now something is burning. Although that may just be my toast.

By the way, if this is ever revealed to be true, I can't even imagine what it would be like for A-Rod on the road. The heckling and abuse would be out of this world. Plus, we'd probably see those cone shaped bras make a come back (shudder).

So in other words, not for A-Rod's sake, but for the sake of fashion, let's hope this isn't true.

NY Yankee Making Late Night Visits To Madonna's Apartment [US Weekly]
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Jeesh, just how old, slack, skanky and nasty does this dude like his sex partner's female orifices to be?  You're Alex Rodrigues, for Pete's sake!  Have a little pride!  I wouldn't touch that stuff if A-Rod loaned me his "Rod" for the evening!  The potential for disease is probably less if he just picked up a street hooker for the evening...

 
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Kinda like the UF-FSU game... "Who F-in cares?"
 
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Jeesh, just how old, slack, skanky and nasty does this dude like his sex partner's female orifices to be?  You're Alex Rodrigues, for Pete's sake!  Have a little pride!  I wouldn't touch that stuff if A-Rod loaned me his "Rod" for the evening!  The potential for disease is probably less if he just picked up a street hooker for the evening...

 
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Hey Madonna only the Green Monster has been hit with more "baseballs" than you.

 

Oh by the way Madonna I would like to thank you for killing Guy Ritchie's film making career. Thanks, thanks for nothing!

 
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Chachi_Azzhola wrote:

Jeesh, just how old, slack, skanky and nasty does this dude like his sex partner's female orifices to be?  You're Alex Rodrigues, for Pete's sake!  Have a little pride!  I wouldn't touch that stuff if A-Rod loaned me his "Rod" for the evening!  The potential for disease is probably less if he just picked up a street hooker for the evening...

Unless there's any truth to the rumor that Alba got herpes from ARod...
 
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Hey People he thought he had run across the monthly meeting of the fans of  "The Rocky Horror Picture Show".
 
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ChristiSunshine wrote:
Unless there's any truth to the rumor that Alba got herpes from ARod...
That particular rumor is actually involving Jeter, not ARod.
 
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Pat wrote:
That particular rumor is actually involving Jeter, not ARod.
Thanks, Pat.  Don't know where my brain was when I typed that comment.
 
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Pat wrote:
That particular rumor is actually involving Jeter, not ARod.
I don't know what bothers me more:  The thought of Jessica Alba having herpes or the thought of Jessica Alba doing the act to catch herpes with JETER.  Still I'm betting no one in the Yankees' clubhouse asks Jeter to toss them his bar of soap in the shower when a teammate runs out of their own soap.  Patiently awaiting my "PQ" from whatever mullet-head is PQ'ing the other takes in this thread...
 
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Chachi_Azzhola wrote:
I don't know what bothers me more:  The thought of Jessica Alba having herpes or the thought of Jessica Alba doing the act to catch herpes with JETER.  Still I'm betting no one in the Yankees' clubhouse asks Jeter to toss them his bar of soap in the shower when a teammate runs out of their own soap.  Patiently awaiting my "PQ" from whatever mullet-head is PQ'ing the other takes in this thread...
Sorry you got left out by the Phantom PQer Chachi,  it must have been a quick drive by hit. Better luck next time.
 
 
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