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Al from Bleed Cubbie Blue provided this unsurprising and hilarious anecdote from the Cubs game yesterday:Ethier told her: "I'm only going to sign as much as Martin does." Martin had signed, at that time, only one piece, so Ethier signed only one piece. Then Martin signed a few more, so Ethier did, too -- but only for the men waiting, not for Jenna's mom, who was the only woman around. She asked him, "Aren't you going to sign for me?"
His response will stun you. He said, "I already have five girlfriends, I don't want another one." She responded, "I don't want to be your girlfriend, I just want your autograph." But Ethier continued: "I'm just a Southwestern kind of guy, I like to rope my women in." (He's a native of Phoenix, Arizona.)
A professional athlete with more than one lady friend? Stunned. Stunned! I tell you. Love the rope my women in line. Well done, now stop killing the Cubs.
It's not getting any Ethier (Bleed Cubbie Blue)
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