While I may find soccer boring for the most part, one aspect of it that's never dull is the always ridiculous responses guys give to getting carded. Take defender Andre Luis of Botafogo. He's truly a master of his craft. In fact, he's so masterful in his disdain for getting carded that he'll, uh, rip the yellow card right out of the refs hand, as this video from the recent Copa Sudamericana in Rio de Janeiro shows in hilarious detail.
Man, this guy makes Milton Bradley look calm and collected by comparison.
And that isn't even the worst thing Luis has ever done. Watch what happens when he gets a damn red card.
Yes, those are riot cops who arrested him on the pitch.
In a related story, the Cincinnati Bengals just signed Luis to a multi-year contract.
You're gonna yellow card me? You betta recognize. [Deuce of Davenport] via [Deadspin]
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