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7/2/09

Andre Smith Goes To Bloomington, Indiana Instead of Bloomington, Illinois for Lineman's Camp

Andre Smith Goes To The Wrong State For A Lineman's Camp, Is An Idiot

NFL, Cincinnati Bengals, Andre Smith, Dumbass

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Can I just say this right now? Andre Smith is going to be a massive NFL failure. How do I know? Because come on, the guy went AWOL from the damn combine, he didn't have a good pro day, and he clearly doesn't seem to give a s*** about becoming a better player, or even remaining as good as he was in college.

But this just takes things to a whole new level.

Smith agreed this week to help out with the Midwest Lineman's Camp at Illinois Wesleyan, in Bloomington, Illinois. Only problem is he didn't go to Bloomington, Illinois. He went to Bloomington, Indiana. Smith was due at the camp on Monday morning, June 22. He arrived about 4:30 Tuesday afternoon. The camp ended on Wednesday.

Now, did he really get lost? Or did he just not give a crap about the camp that he said he'd attend? Hopefully the second one, because it only takes 4 hours to drive from Bloomington, Indiana to Bloomington, Illinois, not 36.

Anyway, this guy is either a complete idiot or the laziest millionaire ever and will absolutely suck in the NFL. In other words, I'm not shocked at all that the Bengals drafted him.

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7/2/09

Wolfie75

9	Oh for the love of God can he put on a shirt. He has man boobs flying all over the place.

7/2/09

tron8808

1	he looks like Ben Stiller at the end of Dodgeball in that picture

7/2/09

Dream_Machine

2	Bloomington, Illinois Or Bloomington, Indiana... Yeah I Would Have Made The Same Mistake, Except I'm A Bit Dyslexic.

7/2/09

Wolfie75

9	Oh for the love of God can he put on a shirt. He has man boobs flying all over the place.

7/2/09

Pat

Dream_Machine wrote:

Bloomington, Illinois Or Bloomington, Indiana... Yeah I Would Have Made The Same Mistake, Except I'm A Bit Dyslexic.

I bet if you were getting paid as much as this guy, you'd figure it out pretty quick.

Seriously tho, this is starting to get ridiculous. I've said it before, and I'll say it again... if you are the Cincinnati Bengals, why the hell would you go anywhere near a guy like this with character issues? That's insane.

7/2/09

Dave4337

4	Wolfie75 wrote: Oh for the love of God can he put on a shirt. He has man boobs flying all over the place. Think of the children! There a minors on this site! A shirt, a man-bra or something!

7/2/09

Pat

4	Dave4337 wrote: Think of the children! There a minors on this site! A shirt, a man-bra or something! You mean a bro?

7/2/09

100%InjuryRate

1	Dave4337 wrote: Think of the children! There a minors on this site! A shirt, a man-bra or something! I can black out the man boobs if you like.

7/2/09

Wolfie75

6	Maybe he should take tips from Al Bundy: Al: Ooh, Peg, look, car bras. Peggy: The Dodge does not need a car bra. Al: Oh, it's not for the Dodge, Peg. No, it's for your mom. See, it's even in her size -- "Astrovan."

7/2/09

Flone87

(Edited by Flone87)

If ever there was a pic for Caption of the Day this is it. So, given the Bengals drafted him:

Smith Arrested for Assault on the Eyes...Goddell to weigh in with possible suspension...

or

Smith Injured at Practice With Undisclosed Eye Injury

I remember watching the draft and how the great "experts" at ESPN were saying this guy was going to be a very good tackle...I do think they meant in the NFL, not the NFL Europe, but somewhere Tony Mandarich is smiling and sending off a thank you not to Mr. Smith for finally becoming a bigger bust than he was.

7/2/09

Dave4337

0	Pat wrote: You mean a bro? Exactly! LOL!

7/2/09

mk_donley

0	(Edited by mk_donley) Talk about absent minded. Next thing you know, he'll confuse Charleston West Virginia with Charleston South Carolina.

7/2/09

khan_aliyar

0	look very bad.like a human baffalo. why he is going like this. at least he should wear shirt.

7/2/09

Boski93

1	Andre put on a shirt, because I do not want to have to build a desalinization plant!

7/2/09

WhoDey

0	I knew Cincinnati should have gone with Eugene Monroe.

7/3/09

MrOrangeman

2	Son........Fat, ugly, & stupid isn't the way to go thru life.

7/3/09

raiders1steve

1	Hey, at least you all can't blame this draft pick on the Oakland Raiders!!!!!

7/3/09

elevenbravo138again

0	Andre Smith certainly has potential, but there were just too many red flags too take him in the top 10. He is going to be a special project for Paul Alexander. It's too early to call a kid a bust when he's not played a down in a game, however it would seem that the coordinates to 'Busttown' are being entered into Mr. Smith's career GPS.