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5/7/08
Anti-Phil Fulmer Sticker Earns Man Obscenity Charge
Tennessee Continues To Impress
I don't know much about Tennessee, except that they let babies drink beer and participate in robberies, so perhaps I shouldn't be making fun of the state, but this is simply too good.

It seems that some man in the not hick sounding at all town of Signal Mountain was not pleased with Tennessee football coach Phil Fulmer. So he did what all of us would do in that situation.

He stuck a big sign on his car that said "F--- YOU, FULMER."

I like it. It's simple, direct, and gets the job done. But regrettably the Tennessee State police disagreed and have charged our hero with obscenity. I tell you, freedom of speech just isn't what it used to be anymore. I won't rest until a man has the right to drive around with F-Bomb signs stuck all over his car.

By the way, what I liked best about the article that reported the story was this rather hilarious tidbit.
It was not clear whether the sign referred to a neighbor or to the Tennessee football coach.
Obviously a vital piece of news that we needed to know.

Now, in case you're wondering why anyone would be pissed off at Fulmer, aside from the fact that he can't coach, I would think this would explain it. He pretty much has the entire Tennessee state prison system on his football squad.
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(Edited 05/07/08 4:39PM by RockyTop)
Sorry, but I have got to defend my people....  Signal Mountain is not a hick town at all...  It is one of the most "well to do" areas of Chattanooga.  Signal Mountain (new money) and Lookout Mountain (old money) are the best places to live around here.  That just goes to show you that our hatred/dismay for Fulmer spans across multiple walks of life.... 

Then again....  It could be the guy who lives at the bottom of Signal Mountain close to Red Bank in the Space House.....
 
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RockyTop wrote:
Sorry, but I have got to defend my people....  Signal Mountain is not a hick town at all...  It is one of the most "well to do" areas of Chattanooga.  Signal Mountain (new money) and Lookout Mountain (old money) are the best places to live around here.  That just goes to show you that our hatred/dismay for Fulmer spans across multiple walks of life.... 

Then again....  It could be the guy who lives at the bottom of Signal Mountain close to Red Bank in the Space House.....

I love how you defend your crew with a picture of a space ship house. 

 

Man, WKW was totally off on this one....

 
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