Oh great followers of the glue bag we so lovingly remember as Barbaro, here is a lovely libation to drown your sorrows in while remembering the equine's 15 minutes of fame. For a mere $99.99, you can purchase a commemorative bottle of Maker's Mark whiskey made specially for Barbaro's victory in last year's Kentucky Derby.I know that if I were one of those people who write poetry online for a dead horse owned by some rich guy I never met, I, too, would need a drink of the hard stuff. And let me tell you, Maker's is my whiskey of choice.
Maker's Mark ... when you absolutely, positively want to forget about your sad life, a dead horse and the bulimic, drug-addled jockeys that destroy their bodies every day for gamblers, accept no substitute.
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