Granted, now that I've written this Barry Bonds will assault the Sheffield Avenue pavement with a smattering of home runs this week and break the record during the Giants 4 game series in Chicago.

Bonds right now is in an 0-20 slump and none too pleased.

Everybody slumps, but Bonds is in a big one. After going a really ugly 0-for-5 Sunday, he fumed, "It's an embarrassment for me to be wearing this uniform."

Nobody expects Bonds to wield a gold glove, but the swing, oh my. It's so bad that the Giants are considering giving the McCovey Cove kayakers a break by flooding an area near the Giants' bullpen, bringing the boaters into the yard and letting them chase Bonds pop-ups on Barry Lagoon.

With each Barry slump I'm forced to entertain myself with the pipe dream that he just won't break the record.

So I guess that begs the question -- Would you like to Bonds break the record against your team if it meant you could watch it live? Would you even WANT to watch it live?

Source: (SF Gate)