Personally, I hate the fact that for 3 days out of the year, people pretend that horse racing is even remotely relevant. For that reason, I hate all 3 of the Triple Crown races, including the Belmont Stakes, which you can watch on ABC at 5:00 pm EST. Ironically, it's right after a WNBA game. I'll leave it at that, but I'm sure you could think of about 100 different directions I could go with that one.
Regardless, I will recognize the fact that some people enjoy this stuff, and grace you all with a live thread, in the event that you would like to talk about this minute long running of a few horses that will never be relevant again, unless you work for a dog food company or Elmer's glue.
Mine That Bird (pictured above, sticking his tongue out at you) is the favorite, at 2-1. Here's the full list, for those of you who are interested.
Enjoy the races, everyone!