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Blog Patrol: Best Of The Rest

I Would Definitely Attend The Gey-Butt Wedding

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8/8/08

Pat

It's funny how 100% said that it was a blog about "Olympic athletes that should totally get married" ... and the blog is actually about "Olympic athletes who should NOT get married".

It goes to show... you are a sick man, 100%. You would have no problem if there was a british olympian with a hyphenated name like King-Dick, because YOU think it would be funny.

Oh screw it... you're right, that would be awesome.

8/9/08

100%InjuryRate

Pat wrote:

Just so you know, I was well aware that the post said "athletes who SHOULDN'T get married." But what's the fun in that? We should force them to marry just because of the hilarity factor.

And yes, i am sick. Sick like a fox!

8/9/08

Pat

(Edited by Pat)
100%InjuryRate wrote:

I'm well aware that you were well aware. Which is what makes you such a sick man.

The hypothetical King-Dick, Gey-Butt and Hard-Cox families send along death wishes, by the way. I don't know what their problem is... I'd kill for a name like Pat Hard-Cox. Especially if I were ever to get a job in... never mind.