The new - and ultra crappy - St. Petersburg Bowl doesn't have a sponsor yet. Will you lend them some of your hard earned cash so two 6-6 teams can play each other? [Deadspin]Tim Montgomery, the former world record holder in the 100-m dash and massive steroid abuser, got caught selling heroin. Whoops. [The Sporting Blog]
Ryan Perrilloux may actually find a way back on to the LSU football team. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
In case you were wondering, Utah really likes white basketball role-players. [With Leather]
Joe Buck and Tim McCarver get a US Marshal in deep trouble. [Awful Announcing]
Sean Avery was listed as a "star" in a media report. I don't think that's accurate. [Food Court Lunch]
So Jose Canseco is going to start writing about cloning and Sci-fi? WTF? [Lion in Oil]
Is Nick Swisher going to dye his goatee pink for Mother's Day? Because that would be FABULOUS. [Home Run Derby]
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