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5/20/08
Boxer Jeff Fenech Blames Too Much Sex As His Downfall
We've Officially Heard Every Athlete Excuse In The Book
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We're subjected to a plethora of athlete's excuses as to why they haven't fulfilled their potential: too many distractions, too many injuries, too much money, too much stress, too many drugs, too much booze. But now, I've heard it all.

Former Australian boxing legend Jeff Fenech says his sexual appetite got in the way of his success.

It's got to be a joke, right? How could too many women around you possibly be a bad thing. This is how (emphasis not needed, but added by me):

"I wasn't married back then and I had a massive ego, Fenech said.


"I thought I was invincible and that I could do anything I liked.


"I slept with four or five girls every day. I done everything wrong. I just thought I was going to win.


"In the end I paid a heavy price."

Excuse my Australian, but holy F*$(#. One would need a secretary just to organize that many appointments in one day. I mean, if Wilt Chamberlain could stand up in his grave right now he'd be applauding proudly.

Who knew this was a viable excuse. If you see my blog productivity go by the wayside in the coming weeks, now you'll know why.

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5/20/08
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Didn't your corner man ever tell you that "too much dipping of your didgeridoo into the billabong's" would dull competitive edge.

5/20/08
2
Maybe he was just really really tired.

5/20/08
1
In case anyone was wondering, Wilt he would have had to have had sex with 1.14 women per day from the age of 15 up until the day of his death to hit 20,000.

5/20/08
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100%InjuryRate wrote:
In case anyone was wondering, Wilt he would have had to have had sex with 1.14 women per day from the age of 15 up until the day of his death to hit 20,000.
I did a research paper on Wilt in high school and that fact was in my paper.

5/20/08
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Jubanator14 wrote:
I did a research paper on Wilt in high school and that fact was in my paper.
best. paper. ever.

5/20/08
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100%InjuryRate wrote:
best. paper. ever.
I got a solid paragraph out of Wilt and his lady escapades.

5/20/08
0
There's room for a few more. Just wait and see. Yes, it's true. This pne is profound. It goes into the vault for all of the big 'uns

5/21/08
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It has to be true, I learned that from Mickey "Women weaken legs..."

5/22/08
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Alright, well I'll keep that in mind for the next several weeks, but how do you explain the last several weeks, CF?

5/23/08
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(Edited by RichyMcWiggleSr)
100%InjuryRate wrote:
In case anyone was wondering, Wilt he would have had to have had sex with 1.14 women per day from the age of 15 up until the day of his death to hit 20,000.
Orrrrrrr ... 4 women at a time every day for 15 years.

No wonder Bill Russell got all the rings!

I wonder if Wilt's ever heard of this town named Deadwood????

 
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