If you'd like to know why I've specifically spent all of my life on either the west or east coast, let me present you with this.
Thanks to a couple of seriously bored Wisconsinites, Brett Favre is now literally everywhere, including a cornfield that's visible from the sky. In other words, time to cross Wisconsin off the list of future vacation sites (not that I was ever planning on going there anyway).
Carlene and Duane Schultz created a cornfield maze on their property in Elva, Wisconsin that opens to the public on Sept. 1. That way you can get even more lost in this whole mess, except this time literally. I've heard Peter King and John Madden are already camping out by the cornfield so they can be first in line.
Supposedly the Schultzes are also working on a cornfield maze that shows Favre throwing Aaron Rodgers under a bus.
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