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Brett Favre Named in Lawsuit

1/23/10 in NFL   |   NorseHeathen   |   9491 respect

January 22, 2010 - 09:18 a.m.
Milwaukee Free Press

A lawsuit was filed this morning in Milwaukee’s 7th District Court naming the current Minnesota Vikings quarterback, Brett Favre, in a civil suit for emotional diress.  The lawsuit was filed late yesterday afternoon.  The plintiff made himself unavailable for comment until this morning.

Donald Vincent Johansen, 28, of Yuwakee, (named after Packer legends Don Hudson and Vince Lombardi), was released last night from Sister’s of Mercy Hospital, following an attempted suicide, and attributes the reason for his emotional breakdown to the former Packer great.  “I just couldn’t take it anymore” says Johansen, “He was an icon of  Packer football for the majority of my life.  I don’t care what the management did to him--he should have just retired”!

“Wisconsin has several Patriot Groups, and I’ll bet they’re all Packer fans.”  Johansen continued by saying, “I  hope this will inspire one or more of these groups to take action against the State of Minnesota”.

The 12 million dollar lawsuit is a mirrored reflection of the guaranteed salary for Brett Favre this year.  Says Johansen, “For all I’ve suffered with that ungrateful traitor as a Viking (the hated rival of the Packers), he should have to pay me his salary for playing this year”.

There’s no saying how this story will end, or when it will reach a conclusion.  With the exception of the 7th District Court being located in Milwaukee, the complete article is a fabrication.  It is just a simple exercise in creative writing.  Considering how serious people have been as of late, I thought I’d (hopefully) provide a chuckle or two before this weekend’s games.
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1/28/10   |   Sterlono   |   3 respect

WBKsports wrote:
 Good stuff!!!

I lIke this website!!!!!!!!!

1/24/10   |   aos035   |   68 respect

I_Bleed_Purple wrote:
That is awesome!  I do wish the Packers and their fans would quit crying already.  They've got a great future ahead of them with the young QB they have now, as long as he continues to improve and they get better at protecting him.  This league has become a league of mercenaries in the free agency era.  As long as they're wearing a Vikings jersey I'll root for them and hope they do well.  It's about the team, not the individual for me.

Yes, someone attempting to take their lives is really awsome and saying so is completely unoffensive.

1/24/10   |   aprideout   |   2 respect

If this isn't a joke, it's the most retarded thing I've ever read. This supposed "fan" has to be the biggest loser of all time, go get a job, a girlfriend, a hobby, or a pet goldfish. Seems strange that he would wait this long after Brett Favre went to the Vik's to try to commit suicide. What a drama queen.
Would also like to point out what a selfish, self serving, POS this guy is, and I quote, "For all I’ve suffered with that ungrateful traitor as a Viking (the hated rival of the Packers), he should have to pay me his salary for playing this year". 
For all i've suffered... he should have to pay ME..   I mean C'mon guy,  after all you were the only Pack's fan who didn't want Favre to go to the Vik's.  Instead of being able to file a lawsuit, this turd should have to meet Favre, and then Favre be allowed to punch him in the face for even having to call his lawyer to answer the lawsuit.

1/24/10   |   thescar101

WBKsports wrote:
 Good stuff!!!

this is awesome!

1/24/10   |   ljbab1586

@cbc, I am right there with you!!!!!!!

1/24/10   |   Captain_Chaos   |   287 respect

/bow

1/24/10   |   cbcdmd   |   40 respect

Hilarious, I was already forming a post on how much I hate that story and hate Favre and hate that idiot!  Brilliant play sir!

1/24/10   |   brucesauer   |   69 respect

Dude.. you REALLY  know how to make yourself look like a Fool... that lawsuit won't go anywhere... Grow the F**k up and face Reality...Get over yourself and quit putting people up on a shelf like an idol.....Sure Favre was a LONG Time Packer Great.. but did you ever think he wanted something else to add to his Accomplishments besides being a Packer.....Get over it... and Move on with your life...

1/24/10   |   bjoyful1   |   2 respect

You definitely started my day off with a...WTF? laugh!!  I was like, some people will sue over ANYTHING and laughed through the whole article.  Thanks again...you earned one of my Respects. 

1/24/10   |   WISAC1   |   6710 respect

funny stuff. but the sad thing is, some whack job out there probably HAS  tried to file a suit.

1/24/10   |   WBKsports   |   366 respect

 Good stuff!!!

1/24/10   |   loveithateit   |   2 respect

Now that was funny!

1/24/10   |   bigbueh64   |   298 respect

Whats next ? mike Vick sues NFL For dog fighting .Football made him feel agressive

1/24/10   |   Debi_L   |   11782 respect

You get my respect as well.  Had me going for the first paragraph....

1/24/10   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Well played NorseHeathen. Well played.

1/23/10   |   I_Bleed_Purple   |   415 respect

That is awesome!  I do wish the Packers and their fans would quit crying already.  They've got a great future ahead of them with the young QB they have now, as long as he continues to improve and they get better at protecting him.  This league has become a league of mercenaries in the free agency era.  As long as they're wearing a Vikings jersey I'll root for them and hope they do well.  It's about the team, not the individual for me.