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6/15/07
Byron Houston, former NBA player, just wants some more exposure
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Now that the NBA finals are over, time for the some real news. Real entertaining, if nothing else.

In the middle of an Oklahoma City intersection, Byron Houston yielded to his manly needs. Yep, Houston decided that was the time and place to  [insert your favorite masturbation synonym here].
A woman called police around 5:45 p.m. Wednesday to report that a man was masturbating at an intersection in northwestern Oklahoma City, police Master Sgt. Gary Knight said. Officers found Houston in the driver's seat of a vehicle with his underwear on the floorboard, and the woman positively identified him, Knight said.
Clearly a strange choice of surroundings for Houston, but perhaps we can just let this one slide, so to speak. But then there's this ....
He pleaded guilty to three counts of indecent exposure in 2003 and is a registered sex offender.
Give it a rest Byron. Go play with a basketball or something.

Source: (Sports Illustrated)
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6/15/07
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"[insert your favorite masturbation synonym here]"

Get off with an honorable discharge.

6/15/07
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"Doing the opposite of the sopranos finale, and actully wacking."

 
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