Chad Ocho Cinco Says Bad Behavior Will Solve the Bengals Woes This Season

Ocho Cinco Has A Plan To Make The Bengals Good Again: Start Raising Hell

10/1/08 in NFL   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Things are not working out real well for the Cincinnati Bengals and Ocho Cinco right now. The team is 0-4 and Ocho, well, he sucks. 

Obviously, something needs to be done - something drastic - to get this team back on track. Naturally, Ocho has the solution.

During a conference call today with a group of writers, someone asked Ocho if he thinks that Bengals players getting in trouble has resulted in the team struggling on the field at times.

His awesome response:

"No man, that has nothing to do with it. That has nothing to do with it. Think about this: You remember our '05 season right? Our '05 season we were unbelievable. Our '05 season is the year everybody went to jail and got arrested. That year everybody got in trouble. So maybe the bad was a good thing. It sounds dumb to say, but look at it. We have cleaned house and nobody is getting in trouble anymore, no DUIs, no arrests, now we're getting our a-- whopped. Maybe I don't know, maybe I should go out have a drink, get in trouble. I don't know what it is. Our '05 was one of the best years here in history. It was one of those years where there was a lot of distractions."

I tell you, I couldn't agree more. Nothing creates winning teams like DUIs, arrests, and complete disrespect for authority. Hey, it worked for the 90s Cowboys.

I just hope the Cincinnati police department is ready for this. If Ocho and the boys actually go through with this, all hell is about to break loose in that city.

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10/2/08   |   the_whip   |   36 respect

ocho stinko

10/2/08   |   TrekkieGal1963

Say what you will about CJ, but he has yet to tarnish gold with his tounge.  Yhe statement does say alot, but I doubt that will really help CJ.  If anything have fun, and be a team player.

10/2/08   |   Aceraison   |   183 respect

Chad isn't going to go out and get into any trouble.  I just don't know if I can handle his sucking up to T.O. and the Cowboys this week.

10/1/08   |   kantwistaye   |   4215 respect

 Chad Johnson is by far the most awesome guy in the NFL.  

Seriously, Ocho Cinco is the best.  Granted, the Bengals might be better off blowing the whole thing up including get rid of him, but he's still awesome.

10/1/08   |   MrNFL   |   175 respect

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Chad Johnson is by far the most annoying guy in the NFL.  He's 20 times worse than Terrell Owens ever will be.